What would you do in the post-apocalyptic future?

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  1. Fraud Based Economy

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    Without laws, I wouldn't have to worry about the consequences of hunting people down like animals, and I could begin my purge of the idiotic from the human race. I think that I'd just start with all of the people involved in some sort of internet subculture and work my way up from there. That, and anybody who tried to steal from my stockpile of baked beans.

    What about you?
     
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    Purloin scientific documents regarding to Biotechnology, then proceed to develop a trans-humanist society. The only issue I have with this "plan" of mine is that I don't have to wait for an apocalypse to occur in the first place.
    Then again, only the childish fools postulate on the post-apocalypse. It's the ultimate pipe dream for the dysfunctional shut-ins that roam this world.
     
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    Survival of the fittest would be in full effect. Would you guys even cut it?
     
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    Die from radiation
     
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    But what happens if you don't die but become a perpetually pissed off green giant that crushes anything around?
     
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    What about a tender one?

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  8. uberfukken

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    How about finding some water instead?
     
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    I WOULD DEMAND THAT BETHESDA INVEST ON MAKING THE NEXT FALLOUT THE ONE WITH ALL THOSE VEHICLES
     
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    If it's some kind of zombie/infection post-apocalyptic scenario, count me in. I would die in a matter of hours.
     
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    I thought that the obvious objective need not to be exclaimed. Surely you can understand.

    Has anybody pondered predating on the "Prepper" demographic? They live in what is essentially a tomb with a solitary air pipe. All you would need to dispatch them is bleach and ammonia down one of their air supply vents and a fire at the exits. It would be an easy way to procure enough meat to last a few weeks.
     
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    i like the way you think, however i wouldnt trust that meat considering how it was killed.
     
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    I'd finally get to catch up on all the shows I've DVR'd.

    That, and drink my stockpile of booze.

    Then I'd find the last remaining female, talk for hours about how we'll start a new world, and then tell her that she's too fat and I literally wouldn't fuck her if she was the last girl in the world.

    After that, probably eat a 12 gauge.
     
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    Amass Guns and ammo and play rooftop sniper til something finally kills me.
     
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    I'm going to invest in bottle caps now so when Gehenna happens I'll be ready.
     
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    Then the Vault Dweller murders you for your bottlecaps.
     
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    Hoard food and ammo and sell it to other survivors.
     
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    No, I think I will just die.
     
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    damn thats not very sporting.
     
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    Find a way to hunt and learn it or starve trying.
    Because while you faggots are looting the food store I'll be getting myself some camping supplies and salt.
     
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    I would use a magic marker to write code onto non powered crt monitors
     
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    What a shitty thing to do. >:[

    Well, I'll just have to buy myself a Fat Man.
     
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    Thats the right idea, if you can't have your bottlecaps, no one can.
     
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    Would you happen to know of a retailer whom sells smoke houses? I plan on monopolizing the human meat market. After all, it's just shameful to waste in such dire times.
     
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    I am going to hold up in a fortress with thousands of liters of Dare Ice Coffee.
    and cannibalism, lots of cannibalism.
     
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    I would walk out into the middle of the street and masturbate furiously.

    Then die of dehydration.
     
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    I assume you wouldn't be the only one.
    Whole armies of men just blowing their loads in the street until they die of exhaustion.
     
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    Upside: You'll have plenty of creamer for your stockpile of coffee
     
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    I'd go around fucking every corpse still warm enough.