What would you do if your wife/girlfriend did this?

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    There was a couple that was having some relationship issues. One night, the man refused to have sex with the woman. Later that night, while the man was sleeping, his wife got a knife and cut off his genitals. She drove out to the highway and threw it on the side of the road. The police managed to find it with the help of search dogs and the doctors managed to reatach it. About two years later, they got divorced.
    So, what would you do?
     
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    i'd beat you to death with a hammer for shitposting
     
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    There was a couple that was having some relationship issues. One night, the man refused to have sex with the woman. Later that night, while the man was sleeping, he got awoken by a phone call and a rough voice on the other says "Wot r u doin with my daughter?" and he asks her and she says my Dad is dead, THEN WHO WAS PHONE?!?!?!?!
     
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    OMG.... if i was the guy would have filed as soon as i got out of the hospital.
     
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    The only logical thing.

    Fuck every last one of her gf's and female relatives with my new robodick and make sure she knew I moved on quickly and was far happier. Women hate that.
     
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    Get it reattached and make a porno.

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    I'd strap her down and tell her to eat me out.

    Also, this news is so old, my floppy disk has a copy of it.
     
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