What was your first job and how much did you make?

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    My first real job was a sign spinner for some failing mattress store and my second ever job was working at the tire place at Wal-Mart. I got like 1300 a month.
     
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    Which was worse
     
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    The sign spinner job. It was so boring and it paid less. Although the owner was some crazy guy who rented out a department store full of mattresses. He had so many the first floor waa closed off for storing mattresses. Needless to say he never sold all his mattresses and closed about 2 months after I quit
     
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    damn how many mattresses did he have? 10?
     
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    Droopy my friend it was more like 10×10×5×(4^(√(1)÷((15+5)÷100^((4÷16)+(2÷8)) mattresses.
     
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