What was your first job and how much did you make?

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    HI ZAIGER U FUCKEN DWEEB LOL. I WISH I COULD SUPLEX U INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION, I REALLY DONT LIKE U!!!! FUCK U!!!

    ANYWA MY FIRST JOB WAS WORKING AT SOME DOWN SYNDROME RETARD SHELTER CUZ I HAD 1 MONTH OF PAROLE LOL. IT WAS EITHER LIKE 60 HOUR OF WORKING WITH RETARDS OR JAIL SO I PICKE THE MORE SENSIBLE OPTION LOL. IT POLITIK:cool:
     
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    I had to do this but it was 200 hours and I was shoveling shit on a horse farm that would let the retards ride and pet the horses

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    Wait afb has been gone for nearly 3 weeks

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    hotel porter looking back wasn't a bad job the manager let me work the bar at 16 and said when its not busy pour urself a pint £3 per hour not bad looking back tbh
     
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    cashier. I made like 11 an hour. I was fired for sitting on top of my cash register when i was tired.
     
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    Srs? They must of been dicks
     
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    nah im just a lazy zoomer lmao. Standing for 8 hours straight is hard
     
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    At least your honest
     
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    I came up with most of my article ideas while working that job
     
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    First job at 18 years old, working at a decent pizzeria corporation, as a dishwasher. I was doing my job well, until they hired another dishwasher and I let him do everything, whilst just standing around.

    I ended up only lasting there for a month.
     
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    When I was 14 after school I would spend a few hours helping a fruit and veg shop in my local shopping centre unload the truck and organise their coolroom. 50 bucks cash in hand.
     
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    how the fuck did you sit on a fucking cash register?

    they probably fired you because they saw you standing up to piss in the female toilets
     
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    Does sitting down to piss make you gay or female?

    And I bet being a 14 year old you were horny as fuck and did a lot more than just unloading those vegetables
     
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    Yeah. Spent the money on drugs and alcohol to ply the sloots with.
     
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    Playing GTA doesn't count, I was killing hookers at your age too
     
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    some file clerk stuff at my grandmother's office during the summer of my junior year of HS, i think min. wage was $5.25 at the time. i would organize the supply closet and put shit in in file cabinets and whatever else everybody had been to busy/lazy to do for a while
     
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    Did you quit because the weight of the papers was too much

    And 70$ a week sounds shit
     
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    I got a job at McSpanky's but the manager was being a retarded dick so I upgraded the restaurant. Long story short, I ended up having to send it in a crash-course with the sun to stop it from destroying every food place in Retroville
     
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    Oh my fucking god just stop