What was your first job and how much did you make?

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    yeah you're right there is no way that a person that worked there for
    at that point
    10 years
    couldn't get a job for their kid(s) when they were hurting for more basic data entry
    it's not like a freight business processing center ever has big years or anything

    (older brother also worked there, as did a neighborhood friend)

    i am such a liar
     
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    so by "data entry" do you mean "lot lizard with a 'penis goes here' tattoo across your buttcheeks"?
     
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    is that even a question

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    Friendly reminder that @zew0 works data entry, types 25 words per minute, got his job through a mental health advocacy program, and his employer receives a massive tax cut for keeping him on the payroll.
     
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    this i did not know or not remember

    yeah i only worked it on weekends, since you get taught the basics and just go
    would go in with mom since she was all about the optional double time pay on weekends

    for my data entry...
    they wanted for the easier bill groups about 70 an hour completed minimum
    i think
    having a good tenkey was vital to that
    was a long time ago, but it was almost entirely numbers, not words
    i did have to pass a wpm/10key test though i can't remember the results
     
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    I bet they wonder every day if it's really worth it.
     
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    my first job was in a research lab at the university i went to, i did machining work and ran experiments. it was 10 an hour for my first year, then 11/12/13 an hour for my second/third/fourth year in the lab till I graduated
     
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    so i mentioned that 25 wpm thing to a coworker yesterday and his face screwed up

    and i was like

    'i know right'

    kudos @uberfukken
    coincidentally the whole conversation started as i discussed getting momentarily caught up with learning the last few years on chris-chan
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    working with animal hides mainly cow and lambs. didn't last long.. how much i make? can't remember whatever the minimum wage was back then
     
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    I'm still working my first job heh heh. Started as a bus boy, last year promoted to food runner. But I do whatever the hell they tell me to do. Work 6 days a week about 54-60 hours total. Every 15th day and at the end of the month I get a check. Each one of these checks is minimum 970.00 USD. Maximum is 1,000.00 USD or so.
     
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    Kinda blows, dude. Just did the math, and you are barely hitting minimum wage, give or take a few cents. If there are cash tips, this might be forgivable.
     
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    I got a job as a tard wrangler when I was 20... have tons of stories from the six months I worked there that would be worth its own thread. I mostly wiped asses, handed out meds, watched the price is right, and gave retards showers. $7.50 which, back then, was barely over minimum wage.
     
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    I worked at a restaurant and make 7.25 an hour.
     
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    Fast food. Made minimum wage. Worked my ass off. Got a raise of a whole fucking nickle an hour. The Assistant Manager told me I was a POS but then confirmed that I would come in on Friday to work. No body wanted to work weekends. I worked weekends for over a year. I said sure.

    A couple of my co workers helped me to drop the dime on him and he got pinched for stealing from the register. He got fired over 20 bucks ( he took 20-60 bucks each shift he worked) and was slapped with a criminal charge.
     
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    Got a summer job through the city during high school at a thrift store. Hot as hell sorting through old junk outside in carts, sometimes over 100 degrees. Was lucky to get it, since over 5000 people applied for summer jobs when the economy was turning to shit.
     
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    It was an illegal call center, google timeshare resale fraud.
    I made 10 an hour plus 20% comission
    I had a sheet of people selling their time shares and so id call them and say i had a buyer but i needed closing costs, between 500-1000 normally and theyd give me their credit card information or send a check.
    Then if they called back there was a seperate part that would string them along and try to milk them even more and then the phone numbers would change.
    Department of agriculture raided the building but I quit before that happened and joined another one in some guys garage after stealing all the leads i could cuz i could keep most of what i made.
     
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