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Discussion in 'Locker Room Talk' started by Fumo161, Oct 29, 2011.
"... Send me back.
I got more killing to do."
Make a start right now and kill yourself.
No point in killing myself until I kill a few people at least. I need to go out in style. None of that pussy suicide crap.
When I die and if I wind up seeing God, I'm gonna say "SHIT".
Except you're not going to see God, so this topic is pointless.
You are going to hell so you will never see God.
i will go to up to heaven & say to God:
"where's my grandma?"
because i miss her so much....
i wouldn't have anything else to say to Him.
and god will reply:
"she is in hell,and soon you will join her."
I would call him a cunt and tell him to go to hell.
Jesus can suck my balls
"You don't really exist outside of the confines of badly written bronze age literature."
Can the god I meet be the Flying Spaghetti Monster? I want my beer volcano and stripper factory.
Jesus is going to walk up to me and give me a fist bump, then he's going to let me in through the Pearly Gates and as we turn around and look at all the whores going into Hell he's going to point at one and ask "Was that the chick that you did?" and I'll say "No her name was Elena"
my grandma was a saint...
when she arrived in heaven,
she told st. peter @ the gates to take a coffee break &
she would cover for him.
i may not believe on God and jesus but i believe in her because she was real.
that reply was needlessly mean spirited.
but then again,look where your posting.
God determines whether you go to Hell or Heaven. So you will see him regardless if you are going to Hell.
That is, if he exists.
lol'd so hard.
I'd complain about the hard fish sticks and the bird intrusions, too. Hell, maybe even the salt.
then he laughs at you and says, "yeah okay pal, you gonna wear your guy fawkes mask while you do it? anyway, lets go through all this times you tried sticking your dick in the dog, and where in hell you belong."
You can't tell me what God will say. Only God knows that.
When were you the religious type anyway?
i can tell you whatever i think hes going to say to you, becuase there is just as much chance of him saying what i think hell say, as to what you think he will say.
When I see God...
God is all-knowing and omnipotent.
He would already know what you would say.
If I was really going to say anything to God, it would be something a long the lines of...
"... You know..."
I'd ask if collecting your sperm in bottles counts as "spilling your seed". Cause I'm not really spilling it, am I?
Well of course not you are collecting it! But don't you dare drop that bottle!
It was the sleigh.