WHAT THE FUCK SHOULD I FUCKING DRINK TONITE?

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  1. Semjaaza

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    I'm going shopping soon, and I want to drink something different than normal and get very drunk. I'm not taking any drugs or smoking any weed, so it has to be something worth drinking on it's own. If you suggest alcopops or eggnog or malibu or something hebrew or any queer's cocktail (or cock) you're a massive fucking faggot and you should be ashamed.

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    I heard this drink will get you drunk real fast

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    The simple fact that you must ask this question shows your amateurism.
     
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    ok what about this?

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    Get Captain Morgan and Coca Cola. Then mix both of them together. From what I heard, it is good.
     
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    I have been problem drinking for over a decade. I was hoping (hope, the greatest of all man's evils, for it prolongs his torment) someone would come up with something that I wouldn't otherwise look twice at in the alcohol aisle. Money isn't an object for tonight, or I'd drink the highest abv at the lowest price possible (i.e white cider or something similar).

    Suggest something or move along, sweetcheeks.

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    wild turkey n gingerale
     
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    I went with bargain vodka by the litre and various fruit juices, blackcurrant syrup and dr pepper. this is fucking tasty though makes me feel like a five year old. good fucking times.
     
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    What do you consider bargain vodka?..plastic bottle?
     
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    Supermarket own brand. The type with a strong, horrible aftertaste because it has barely (perhaps not at all) been filtered. Hence all the fruit juices to cover it.
     
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    What's your IP address? I'm coming over.
     
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    I'll save you some jesus juice.
     
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    botellon the nectar of the Gods! asj my friend @CallMeMaggot for the ingredients
     
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    In all honesty, judging by your preference for fruit juices I can only assume you are not afraid of sugar headaches and fuzzy teeth. Try a Dark n Stormy, quite refreshing and will kick your ass if you mix them 50/50 not just tinged like in the attached pic. All the faggots are raving about them, get on the bandwagon....yo

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    Where are you from? I'm U.K and I don't think I've ever heard of, much less seen this rum, might have to have a look for it. I'm a big fan of Barbados rums, despite the main two having very dubious names

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    Finlandia vodka?
     
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    Tetraethyllead. Find it in the gasolene additives aisle, you will die a painful death from acute lead poisoning.
     
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    I was broke living in the midwest and got hooked on brass monkey, been drinking it ever sense, just get any malt liqueur pref. Olde English and drink half then refill the bottle with orange juice.
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    that sounds awful and i want to try it.
     
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    A mixture of Gatorade/Powerade/sports energy drink whose name ends in AIDS, baking soda and your own unfertilized knucklechildren.
     
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    its an acquired taste... acquired by poverty and crippling depression and still wanting to meet your daily requirement of vitamin c
     
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    if you're in the mood for a foofoo faggot drink, may i suggest a pina colada(not ashamed for suggesting this)
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    You're not a real man if you don't mix at least 1/3'rd gasolene in your drinks.
     
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