What not to say on your first date.

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  1. Emily

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    I liek anime.
     
  2. Stephen

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    Unless the person you're on the date with is a weeb, eh?
     
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    But who dates weebs anyway.

    EXCEPT FOR HIME, I'D DATE HER ANYTIME
     
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    I'd date a weeaboo if she was hawt, at least until she started trying to do weirdass weeaboo stuff to me.
     
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    Please explain what kind of weirdass weeaboo stuff you are thinking of. This sounds intersesting.
     
  6. Stephen

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    umm....
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    Like wanting to go to Animu Conventions? Wanting me to dress up as an animu character, Etc.

    That shit is a no-go.
     
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    Those are the fun things, wait till she wants you to watch tentacle wape together
     
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    ... No, just no...
     
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    From own experience, don't watch anime tentacle rape with your girl/boy friend
     
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    I'll take that advice to heart, Thanks.
     
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    No way, rape's much better with more than one person watching it.
     
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    You are one fucked up person.
     
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  14. Emily

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    Stop posting single letter responses plox
     
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    Don't say



    Do say

     
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    What if you don't have an interest in either?
     
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    I'm assuming the person who would think of saying the former might hold an interest in saying the latter to help achieve the end result of most meetings of this kind, fortification.
     
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    There was a convention in my area once, and these weeaboos were walking around EVERYWHERE. I was on my porch and one came up and asked to paddle me. I wanted to tell them to gtfo our property.

    Who comes up to a stranger's house and asks to paddle the person who lives there. WHO.
     
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    Don't mention ANYTHING related to the internet at all
    Paradoxically, DO mentioned everything related to how much you twitter, tumblr or what the fuck ever
     
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    I'm not sure why, but I feel mindfucked after reading that.
     
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    Don't get your hopes up if a female says she is a "gamer." Chances are, she is referring to Farmville on AIDSbook.
     
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    AIDS? IN MY BOOK?!
     
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    Too Late.
     
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    on a first date never go to a movie.
    also, just ask her about whatever

    you don't listen anyway
     
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    every time a girl asks me about hobbies i mention vidya in an apologetic tone, second after something socially acceptable

    that feel when it turns out you're talking to a girl that played the same DOS games as you did when you were a kid is awesome

    also good: VtM discussion that turns into argument about whether a vampire biting a neck wouldn't crush the trachea to get to the blood

    tl;dr if she doesn't like vidya why would you want to be on a date with her
     
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