What must I do to get MORE attention?

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  1. oddguy

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    I am a big attention whore.

    A slut for social neediness.
    An escort of egocentricism.
    A compliment fishing concubine.

    Call me a bad girl and shoot your attention all over my face.
     
  2. Whatever

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    Yes, you have been acting up lately.
    Keep it up and you'll be sent to your room without dinner, bad girl.
     
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    Who are you?
     
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  5. oddguy

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  7. oddguy

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    Are you suggesting that Oddguy is imaginary? If so, you are correct.
     
  11. oddguy

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  12. n1bblir

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    I don't think you have to do much of anything. Just keep saying how jewish you are and people won't stop mentioning your name in tags/posts/randomly etc.