What makes someone a shit poster ?

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    And who are the shit posters of EDF ?

    :meow:

    just curious.
     
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    ^^^^

    Then hit SHIFT DEL
     
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    Me. I am all there is and all there shall ever be! I am shit poster prime.
     
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    When the quantity of someones posts far exceedes their quality.

    I am king shit poster.
    Do you want to be my queen?
     
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    Yes, yes I do!
     
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    what makes a shitposter? someone who just posts the first pile of fermented sewage that comes into their heads. users who do this? @oddguy ,The Member Formerly Known As Baya, @oddguy ,kibou, beefrave ( before he was run out of town for being a faggot), @oddguy fumo, ( before he was run out of town for being a faggot),someidiot-who seems unable to string a sentence together, @oddguy , vroomie "niggerchops" jay, (before he vanished (thank fuck)) manticute- which can't type properly to save its life. Oh and @oddguy the list goes ever on and on.
     
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    How fucking dare you, I think out all my posts before submitting them

    If you were a woman, I would rape and then murder you

    I am going to rape and murder you regardless if you are a woman or not

    Offended? do something about it?

    Go ahead, call the police

    Screen cap this, then send it to the Clearwater, Florida police department

    I'm ready for them, I have illegal guns, drugs and child pornography in my possession

    I'll fucking kill the first cop I see, and the first woman/child I see, I'm going to kill anyone I see

    I've never paid my taxes, and just last week I had sex with a cat then mailed its corpse to Judge Judy.

    Fuck you, wait until my Al Qaeda friends hear about this, we're going to make bombs and set them off in schools just to make you sad.

    I steal electronics from stores, just last week I stole a phone

    Why don't you call me at it, 727-400-1769
     
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    LOL JUST KIDDING XD XD XD

    I WOULD NEVER DO THAAAAAAAAAT :p
     
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    I don't know man, I guess that technically you're still a virgin.
     
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    This is actually an interesting question. Basically, it's the same question as "what makes a faggot a faggot."

    I think what makes someone a decent poster, or at least not a shitty one, is that their posts have some quality and/or some modicum of thought put into them. I have always thought that oddguy's posts have had some sliver of quality in them, but people are free to disagree with me on this point.

    I find that what makes someone a shitty poster on the internet is what makes them a shitty person irl. Let's look at Fumo, one of the more infamous shit posters. What made him a shitty poster was that he did not care to offer any real discussion to EDF. He basically just wanted to use EDF as his anonymous playhouse. He just desired to use EDF as a way to spread his Guy Fawkes faggotry, and acted like everyone else wanted to join in on his bullshit. Like a child, he basically threw a tantrum over the fact that no one was buying his bullshit, and left as soon as he was doxxed.

    He had the exact attribute necessary to be a loser on the internet. He was a textbook definition of a try-hard. Most of the shitty posters on EDF are the same type of person. They are usually try-hards who you can smell the desperation from a mile away.

    TL:DR: All shit posters are try-hards so desperate for attention and validation that they piss off everyone with their faggotry.
     
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    WHAT THE FUCK
    That's shocking similar to my number
     
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    What if we're the same person!?
     
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    no. my number is different. same area code though.
     
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    watch out mate, you might wake up one night and see kibou peering in through your bedroom window and grinning a psychopaths grin like the hideous mutant beast of the night that it is.
     
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    I've been doing that for as long as I can remember

    Also @Akula you have a hole in your curtains, you might want to fix that :D
     
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    negro posting > shit posting

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