What kind of liar are you?

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    Are you a sociopath, a person who lies for personal gain and uses lies to actively manipulate others for their own personal gain, or are you a pathological liar, somebody who simply lies out of habit?

    As much as I hate to admit it, I am very much a pathological liar, at least as far as my personal life/feelings are concerned. This is the result of years of lying through my teeth about smoking pot, drinking, doing drugs, having sex, etc etc etc etc. This is usually only with authority figures and the like though, I tend to be the exact opposite with my peers, that almost brutally "I don't give a fuck what they think" kind of honesty.

    And don't you dare say you're not a liar, because that way I know you'll be lying. You can lie about being a liar, but then OH SHI-
     
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    The lawyer says to the judge "I am lying." Is he telling the truth?
     
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    the sentence below is true.

    the sentence above is false.
     
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    If the sentence above is true, that must mean that the sentence above is also false. If the sentence below is true, that must mean that the sentence below is also false. If the sentence above is false, that must mean that the sentence above is also true. If the sentence below is false, that must mean that the sentence below is also true. Therefore, each answer is both true and false.
     
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    If you pick one of the answers to this question at random, what are the odds it will be right?
    (A) 0%
    (B) 25%
    (C) 25%
    (D) 50%
     
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    This has gotta be some kind of record for thread derailing
     
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    I solved your riddle, faggot. Now give me your pot of gold.
     
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    I'm out of those, but I can give you an E-hug and some badly drawn porn
     
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    Fine, but no E-fondling and that porn better be tranny. And don't skimp on the drawing, that shite better be crayola.
     
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    I wanted hand-drawn, not this cheap digital bullshit. And those crayons better be crayola.
     
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    Bitch, when I solve your riddle, you better make sure your porn is hand-drawn. I don't want some shite you crapped out on your computer in 5 minutes, I want some shite you crapped out on a piece of paper in 5 minutes. You're testing my patience, you jew leprechaun.
     
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    And if I don't see some literal shite stains on that paper, I'm going to sue your irish arse into oblivion.
     
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    I'm terrible at lying, IRL, but I usually lie to get away with something, only for them to find out 80% of the time that I was lying.
     
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    If I have 3 apples and Susie takes 4, how many does Susie have?
     
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    It's automatic with me, so I'll lie about something retarded and then roll with it until I get caught, usually resulting in shit hitting the fan over nothing.
     
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    The answer is 3, everyone knows women can't count.
     
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    Another sad post by helix.
     
  25. Helix

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    sad as in boo-hoo? I don't understand unless you mean pathetic sad of course