i used to be really good friends with a pothead wiccan for a while she told me my spirit animal was a koala i never questioned this or gave a shit about finding a different spirit animal afterwards
I shall be a flesh-eating microbe, because I hate all of you and want you to die as horrifically and painfully as possible.
My first spirit animal, used to try to get me to read shit web-comics and just shit all over my spirit yard Then one day he mated with a stray that found its way past my spirit fence They had a spirit baby Thank god it put its self down!
I don't know what my spirit animal would be. All I know is that it would always have to have an angry boner.