What is your drink?

Discussion in 'Food, Drugs & Alcohol' started by ModSquad, Sep 29, 2012.

  1. ModSquad

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    Personally I prefer Jack Daniels or Captain Morrigans but on occasion I take in the ass some Smirnoff.

    TLDR: BUTT CHUGGING! WHAT DO YOU BUTT CHUG?

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    FAYGO ALL DAY, EVERY DAY
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    Much better than your 'edgy' alcoholic redneck piss you down whilst circlejerking with your white trash buddies.

    At least you didn't put a Homestuck image of Gamzee there.

    Then I'd have to rape and murder you : - )
     
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    When I am drinking to enjoy,
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    when I am drinking to anesthetize,
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    Boxed wine + caffeine free diet coke. I call it "the soccer mom".
     
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    beer: guinness draught
    shots: rumple mintz
    mixed: bloody mary

    not many ppl know rumplemintz but its 100 proof peppermint schnapps. serve ice cold, tastes like scope.
     
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    Jack and Ging is good for any females wanting a tasty drink.

    Usually for shots ill do liquid cocaine. I dunno but my stomach can handle loads of them and still power on
     
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    standard: vodka n oj or cranberry
    beer: guinness
    shots: nuclear rainbow
     
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    When you just can't cope, just drink some Scope.
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    Standard: Water
    Occasion: Coca Cola
    Rare Occasions: Root Beer
     
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    This shit. Cheap and everyone and their grandma sells it.

    All other drinks aren't manly enough.

    DARK BOLD FLAVOR
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    Let me tell you now. I'm one hard core motherfucker.

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    Well forgive me for liking funky monkey juice.
     
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    What Joe said x1000
     
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    It's okay you two. I understand some people just aren't manly enough to hold down there monkey juice.
     
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    Beer: Corona Extra, or anything Belgian when I have the money.
    Shots:Vodka, preferably Finlandia. Grey goose is the worlds most expensive urine.
    Mixed: anything with vodka is awriiiiight, gin is fine too. as for the other ingredient, I usually use those flavored pelegrino cans or brisk if I want to make some ghetto Arnold palmers.
     
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    All vodkas taste exactly like some sort of cleaning solvent. In fact, you can often tell the quality of the vodka by just how much the aftertaste reminds you of bleach.
    Therefore, I find the best vodka in the Washington Oregon region is Hood Rat Delight, or HRD. For a mere $15 you can purchase a half gallon of this industrial cleaning solvent.
    HRD, quite simply, is the world's greatest vodka.
     
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    Sounds like a plan, I'm a cheapskate when it comes to booze anyways. By the way, I didn't know you lived in Washington/Oregon.
     
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    I can't tell the difference between vodka's. The only difference I notice is whether it tastes like paint thinner or industrial solvent.

    Vodka is for rich women on diets. And potato farmers.
     
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    Not to mention Russians and Finns. Although I guess you could say that all Russians are either potato farmers or homeless alcoholics.
     
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    The only difference is the price tag and the ability of the company to advertise. Coincidentally, I hate people who think vodka gets better if it costs more.
    Oregon's a pretty cool place to live if you enjoy doing drugs, but that's about it.
     
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    What about portland? I've only passed through it, but I've been told that it's a festering hole where hipsters congregate by the thousands.
     
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    Really good vodka tastes like nothing, it just gets you extremely drunk.
     
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    You can get free food every day if you are willing to wait in line for it. Homeless and lazy by the thousands.
     
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    rumplemintz & goldschlager

    cleans the pallete and fucks up yor head.
     
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    Nope.

    Most vodkas taste like metho.

    Belvedere tastes like vanilla metho that hugs yoru penis

    Grey Goose is a french whore who numbs yoru soul and steals your judegement.

    Belvedere FTW baby