what is the job that you are holding ?

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  1. d.jones

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    i am respected journalist for newspaper column articles in magazines and newspapers

    i was also briefly news journalist corrispodant for 4chon.net before i was banning and i come back and shout at admins and i get banned again?

    what job do you work for
     
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    i am interested to hear what encyclopedia dramatica web site works at.... do not be afraid to tell me....street cleaners are still valuable member of society!
     
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    An actual journalist would be able to type a coherent sentence.
     
  4. d.jones

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    sorry...english is not my mother tongue...american english is not important in country i am come from...
     
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    i'm a reception clerk at a hotel.
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    ha ha!! you should of gone to college! you won't be a doctor like my son who is making lots of money every year!
     
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    i feel an urge to fight him but i have afeeling he is just an rst8 sock puppet...
     
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    haha, who is this sockpuppet you speak of? my 8 year old daughter likes to make sock puppets...
     
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    ... this is driving me crazy...
    i can deal with CW94'S massive faggotry,but this is too much.
     
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    shut up! do not calling me a faggot or i will personally attack you after your shit low wage job in your 1 star hotel!
     
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    I stock shelves .
     
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    I shelve books at my local library.
    It's a shitty job but it pays :|
     
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    why is everybody here working in poor people jobs? am i the only person who is making the thousands of dollars every day?
     
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    I want to be a teacher :3
     
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    My job is to post here and watch shitposters bitch and cry, in the comfort of my naked, sweaty hairy ass, on your chair.
     
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    what is your annual salary
     
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    probably under a hundred dollars..ha ha!
     
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    None of your fucking business because there's no need for a salary to have fun.
     
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    I work in a library.
    as a library associate, i would like to thank you for doing such a tough job.
    it makes our jobs so much easier when things are in perfect order.
    THANK YOU!!!!
     
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    I was once a night time grocery manager, which was the worst job ever made as you're expected to run the entire store as well as work at times as a cashier, loading bay grunt, janitor, and any other job that the main bosses decide to tack on to your roster of duties at their whim.

    As much as the job sucked, I was the champion of good customers and most workers under me. I'd stick up for everybody, work the system to get free food and perks in the staff room, people could speak to me about anything. For customers, I'd routinely give them deals and breaks, if they were poor I'd just cheat the store and get them food either free or like, 75% off. I never stopped shoplifters so long as they talked to me about what they wanted to steal and why. If they were poor and hurting, they'd get the green light. But I also ran the store like a boss.

    But, I was demoted to cashier for a series of legendary fights with the main boss, who I called a cocksucker, and who asked me if I wanted to step outside to settle our score off the record. I told him I've always wanted to slap the shit out of an old man. He then tried to fire me, but tons of customers and employees stood up for me and threatened him a boycott and walk-offs.

    It was such a good job because it allowed me to restore dignity to those who have for so long worked without any. And to this day workers and customers bring me free food, money, lotto tickets and other gifts.
     
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    disgusting... it is socialist giving food to random people that is making the society go down drain!like you!
     
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    Socialism is the ultimate form of patriotism. Socialism is giving a hand up to a fallen comrade, it is making sure all troops are nourished and cared for to be at fighting strength, it's about keeping the people strong and physically better through free medicare, educated and innovative with free schooling. A socialist nation is one which the citizens will defend to the death, unlike those failed capitalist nations who must crack a whip to instill "pride" in their forces, and another whip to keep their citizens from defecting across the border.
     
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    sorry you hippie, i am not for the working 24/7 on my hard job to pay for lil' braindead's life support machine for four more yearss!
     
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    I work at a local Target. Doing whatever I can to scrape up some hours.
     
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    I used to work at Macy's, but now I do service at a senior living center. Planning on working at a local used bookstore my senior year. Pays pretty well, from what I hear.