What is the greatest way to break someone?

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  1. Ramsey Bolton

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    Hi everyone what is the best way you thought/done to break a person's body/mind?
    I really like breaking the free floating rib because of all the organ damage it can cause
     
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    Throw people in the incinerator like The Warden lol
     
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    Cyberbullying is the best.
    There are countless people who killed themselves over it.
     
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    lack of sleep....
    that can do a lot of damage physically & psychologically.
    they use it as a torture method.
     
  8. Ramsey Bolton

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    Knocking the fuck otta someone is just an entirely different feeling then any else just so damn interesting feeling flesh cave in around your fist then all these chemicals our body makes get pumped into your blood and goddamn is it intersting
     
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    Oh damn I better get to beddy bye.
     
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    Call them a nigger faggot jew. It instantly breaks those 12-year-olds on COD.
     
  11. Ramsey Bolton

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    Good night sleep well friend
     
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    Repeat an inane phrase such as "Infinite power" or "Socrates was the waitress" until the strain of trying to comprehend such a phrase makes the person break down. I've broken multiple psyches doing this.
     
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    Works really well.

    A bit of upperbody strength is required for its effective use, however.
     
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    A more effective way would be to just show them your face.
     
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    Well, yes, but then they'd be mine forever.
     
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    Prank calls, every night, at 4:44am. Don't say anything but breathe heavily

    The affected person won't sleep for months, and he'll slowly ruin himself
     
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    Use a hammer. Just make sure you don't cut yourself with the small pieces.
     
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    Is that why there's an underground society in your basement?
     
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    Yes, and you are not invited.
     
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    I laughed out loud at this.
     
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    Do you guys spend your time watching each other try on different pairs of underwear?
     
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    Heartbreak. It's suprisingly easy to break up a couple. One time I got a girl to break up with her boyfriend by planting a pair of panties behind the couch. It sounds stupid, but couples are always so suspicious anyways.
     
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    alienate them
     
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    Get some baby pictures/middle school yearbook pictures of them, tag em on Myspace/Fecesbook

    LOL
     
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    What the Fuck??? Do you have a webcam in my house????

    Oh, BTW, installing a webcam and then posting the vids and/or making comments on forums located in the bowels of the internets is another good way to fuck up someone's shit.
     
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    Rice thread, read aloud, slowly, set to Wagner.

    (sorry Rice)
     
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    well all of these talked shit about me so i made endless photoshops of them [over a hundred at this point] and they will scream at anyone who has ever heard my name about how evil i am. heheheh

    that guy in the diaper sent me death threats and is threatening to call the police and all this shit so i took the voice mail he sent me and remixed it in music [the new best trolling technique.]

    you can hear my musical abortions here http://soundcloud.com/user2026857

    the 'phipps' tracks are fucking comedy gold. i have his original voice mail on there. i mean i pwned this guy so hard im surprised he hasnt killed himself.

    fuck yes +100000 for breaking people with the internet.
     
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    Now that is funny. I love the remixes XD
     
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    due to my roommate sleeping close by, i'll have to wait until the morning to listen to your music, but i expect it will be good. as history has shown us by now, most everything you get your hands on turns out good. as ive said about four times before, if ever we were to meet up irl, id give you a handjob and inject your favourite street drug and hard drink into you for no charge at all. you're a good man, baby boi.