what is the deal with sex

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  1. Bob

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    There's a lot of things that we do in life to feel good. We play video games, go out drinking, watch TV, get some good food, or we might go online. All of these things are alright if you're alone, but they feel even better if you do them with other people, usually. Drinking alone? Pathetic. Drinking with friends? Party. Video gaming alone? Loser. Video gaming with friends? Fun as hell.

    That brings me to my next point: The reason that we have sex is to feel good. Because it does feel really fucking good. And like the other things, it's fine alone, although it has negative connotations in several cultures (ya bloody wanker!). However, unlike the other things, it's mostly off-limits to do with whomever you please. When I've been in relationships, my girlfriend didn't care if I would go out and smoke a joint and just hang out with my bros. But she probably would have been pissed as hell if I fucked another chick. But why is this? I could play video games with my friends and it didn't mean that I love her any less because I'm doing it with others. Sex with others, on the other hand, could mean the end of a relationship.

    I'm not saying that people should just go around fucking everyone and everything. But I'm just wondering; why does sex mean so much to some shallow people when it has the same function as other recreational activities? It doesn't really make sense to me at all.

    TL;DR: Why do chicks get upset if you fuck other chicks?
     
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    your reasoning is weak.
    your writing style is abysmal.
     
  3. Bob

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    Could you explain to me how? I'd love to hear your thoughts.
     
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    no no no !
    that's not how you post on EDFs !
    repeat after me:
    "shut up faggot."

    i promise you,if you tell that to anyone he will not shut up.
    quite the contrary,he will share with you his opinion even more thoroughly in an attempt to prove you wrong or achieve a status commonly known as making "you mad".
     
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    I used to know this girl. She had a dozen guys. One of them found out about it, beat her up so bad she ended up in a hospital on Guerrero Street.
     
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    SEE BOB ?!
    THIS IS HOW YOU REPLY !
    LOOK AND LEARN !
     
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    Because you could probably give her AIDS with your dirty fucking manwhore dick.
     
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    So... we don't sexual intercourse for survival??
     
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    When you find yourself having to set it up, it's not going to be a good post. What's the deal... with hospital food?

    You must be autistic. In a website full of socially retarded reprobates, you're King Aspie.
     
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    Because if you eat one out and later in the day kiss the other one they get all grossed out
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    ........
    ...........what?
     
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    Look... sex isn't just about feeling good. It may be a part of it but it's mostly the ultimate way of showing you have deep feelings for someone. I guess some people at this time and age just don't understand that. And it's a real shame. Truly it is.
     
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    Well, you can always spend the night with Rosy Palm and her five sisters.
     
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    Because hanging out with your friends won't get them pregnant. Most of the time.
     
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    Sex does not equal love. Love doesn't mean that you have the right to own an individual in preventing them from having a good time. Yes some people do want to have a committed relationship with only two people involved. But if you are really worried about your boyfriend or girlfriend leaving you because they had a one night stand with someone else, you are incredibly paranoid and the relationship doesn't sound too strong in the first place.
     
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    Wrong.

    Sex=Love="Make Me A Sammitch"="I'm going to fuck you up the arse and you're going to pretend like you love it"

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    You know, your sexist humor gets old before even joke one (cause your jokes aren't even original). Can you at least try to be more clever than besides making sandwich jokes every single time?
     
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    I'm perfectly fine with women making other food apart from sammiches.

    Roast Lamb or Beef is great, with crispy golden brown vegetables. Also, if you feel like it, there are plenty of ways you can cook fish to please your man.

    Just need to make sure the kitchen's cleaned up nicely afterwards, and all will be well.

    Thank you for your suggestions. I hope my input has helped you in your quest to be a better woman.

    All the best.
     
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    The whole ROFL GIT ME A SAMMICH thing is exactly like running around screaming "Spork! Spork! Squirrel waffles monkeybutt lulllzzz".

    pathetic attempt at edginess + repetition = shit only underage b@ faggots find funny
     
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    but if he didn't lapse into Misogyny then he would have no redeeming qualities.
     
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    I think you've missed the point. I'm going to go out on a massive limb here and guess that this is not the first time in your miserable wasted life that you've heard this remark.

    I'm not joking or trying to be edgy.

    I really like sammiches, and I prefer women to make them for me. They do a better job, and it means I have to do less work.

    If this is a difficult concept for your tiny syphilitic brain to grasp, then get back into the corner with the rest of the retards, and continue pulling poo out of your trousers.

    Fuck me. And women want to be equal with men.
     
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    I think you're failing to grasp that this isn't a gender issue. It's a "sammich jokes are stale and unfunny" issue.

    Thanks for clearing it up about not being a tryhard failfag, though. Clearly you are just too kewl for skewl.
     
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    Nice usage of stale. You are wasted here. I recommend you immediately go to the haiku thread and employ your obvious talents there...

    Point taken about overuse of the sammich.

    Next time I need to demean some wench who's getting too big for her boots, I shall employ another device.
     
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    how about Hoages?
    or maybe Rolls?
     
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    This one's my favorite:

    (Q) Did you hear that they discovered that there are female hormones in beer?
    (A) Yeah, apparently they had 100 guys each drink 10 pints of beer. They all started running their mouths and driving lousy.
     
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    'chicks'... 'niggers'....'sports fans'....

    they do shit we dont always like...
     
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    The classic "master key" & "shitty lock" retort is an oldie but goodie