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Discussion in 'Locker Room Talk' started by rst8, Sep 12, 2011.
i really want to know
So whats up with stuff?
what is the most superior ?
not too big, not to small, but just right. goldilocks had the general concept down.
One that has the strength of a bear, but the elastics of a fish
must have some girth to it....
but it's more
the motion in the ocean than the size of the waves.
you can have the biggest cock in the world &
if you don't know how to make the women happy with it- it's worthless.
technique is the key.
Well you know .Working ,school ,EDF , AIDS ....The usual .
Negi's cock does not qualify?
i thought you of all people would know
Medium length (7-9 inches) and really thick.
Nobody has said their PENI$ is the best as a gesture of faked self-fullness. I am dissappointed in how this thread is going.
I remember when I made these kinds of threads.
And it was glorious.
yeah uh 7-9 inches is only 'medium' in furry porn
since you think 7-9 inches is 'medium' i'm guessing 'really thick' for you is something like 5 to 6 inches wide*?
don't sit on any barstools :v
*width, not fucking circumference, goddammit
The best is Mara
No 7-9 is medium in real life, dumbass. Everything below that is like small to me. Large is like 9-10 inches.
No really thick is like 2-2.5 inches.
A while ago my friend asked me "How do I figure out the width of my ?"
He was going about it all the wrong ways, trying to measure half way around his schlong, trying to use a ruler and rougly eyeball his cock, eventually going as far as to use a caliper to finally measure the width of his johnson.
At which point, I laughed at him for going out to buy a caliper for the sole purpose of measuring his wang.
I then decided to introduce him to basic geometry, and show him how he could solve his problem with a simple piece of yarn and a ruler.
Step 1) Wrap the yarn around your erect member, note the point where the yarn touches itself when you wrap it around. Congratulations. You've measured the circumference of your shaft.
Step 2) Use the two points you marked and a ruler to figure out the circumference of your prick.
Step 3) Divide that number by π to figure out the width of your dong.
Also, my cock is of the perfect length and width for optimal intercourse.
I pressed marbles down my dick for my gf's pleasure (and mine).
And when I choose to have a child, the marble undoubtedly lodged in its forehead will be mistaken by many newager's as a "third all-seeing crystalline eye" and I will garner much money from the trail of weirdos I bilk in the coming time.
I have never measured my cock. Or felt the need to. Am I crazy?
youve probably just got a small cock
Better than trying to have sex and saying "Shit, sorry, won't fit."
When I read that I had a "what the fuck?" moment. Then I saw Flu had written it, and everything made sense.
a kawaii is the best
not even close
go back to fucking your balto plushie, retard
congratulations, you're a size queen
that alone p.much invalidates any size-related opinion you may have
but beefcake's graph completely destroys you
that isn't particularly thick for a dick 8-10" in length
Yeah, it's more like 9-11 inches medium. Anything below that is pathetically small. If your cock is under 8" long you should probably just kill yourself.