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Discussion in 'News' started by Lurk, Apr 8, 2018.

  1. Lurk

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    charging cables
     
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  2. Likeicare

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    EDF is my hugbox

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    uff jfc
     
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  4. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    Sexually Delinquent, Permanently Sleepless

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    I have seen this irl.....

    It does not work.

    Don't put things in ur piss hole boys. It never ends well.
     
    #4 Radha the Buttwhisperer, Apr 8, 2018
  5. dropdatwat

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    Isn't that how middle-easterners masturbate?
     
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  6. Groyper Supreme

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  7. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    Is that the fish that swims up ur urethra?

    Pls to be telling, ty .
     
    #7 Radha the Buttwhisperer, Apr 8, 2018
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  8. Lyle

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    What's wrong with people?
     
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  9. Groyper Supreme

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    Yes,
     
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  10. Baya Rae 4900

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    Prostatitis sounds like the second most awful thing in the world.
     
    #10 Baya Rae 4900, Apr 8, 2018
  11. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    What's the first most awful?
    Ty. We had a very long and in-depth discussion about that irl the other day.
    I don't wanna see someone with a dongfish infection...


    But I kinda do.....
     
    #11 Radha the Buttwhisperer, Apr 8, 2018
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    Shoving a cable up your dick and getting it knotted around your bladder.
     
    #12 Barrabas, Apr 8, 2018
  13. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    It's hard to get it up that far, I admire that man's dedication.

    Must not have a very large prostate, those softball sized ones are a bitch to navigate around. It's like trying to drop the torpedo bombs in the deathstar blindfolded while a wookie hoots n hits u in the back of the head.

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    And lots clots of it too.
     
    #13 Radha the Buttwhisperer, Apr 8, 2018
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  14. MashedPotatoes

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    He is a boy and yet he is also a fish

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    oof ouch
     
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  15. moogshroom

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    I bet they pulled the cable out with the bladder and just shoved the bladder back in there.

    Now he should shove a laser pen into his dick instead, then adopt over fifty cats and run at night guiding a swarm of cats with his dick.
     
    #15 moogshroom, Apr 8, 2018
  16. Lurk

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    he'd end up eating the cats
     
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    He'd be feeding his family then. I'm really not seeing any downside here.
     
    #17 Fornicario, Apr 9, 2018
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