What I don't get about rapists:

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    So, with my trip to Europe slowly creeping up, I keep thinking that I will get killed, and possibly my corpse getting raped. Now what I don't get about rapists is why most of them don't use a condom. That's probably one of the big things cementing their conviction, with their DNA being found inside the victim.
     
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    Because they're biologically programmed to procreate and most rapists aren't sentient enough to not comply.
     
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    So they can rape the baby.
     
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    But if they used a condom, they could continue forcefully penetrating til their heart and dick are content.
     
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    Well, speaking from experience, I've never felt the need to wear a condom when I rape, because in addition to being a rapist, I'm also a prolific murderer, and I dissolve all my victims in a large vat "Dahmer Juice" (acid). Because cumming in my victim is all part of my elaborate, sadistic pre-death pain ritual. I am what I am.
     
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    So what if you accidentally raped someone with HIV? I know, if you only rape white people that the chances are slim, but still, they exist.
     
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    its always been when of the mode takes me that I rape.I hate planing it it takes the magic out of it.
     
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    Hi, a murderer AND rapist here:

    contracting AIDS in my line of work is actually a boon to my death dealing powers. Sometimes they escape the acid bath - not usually... but sometimes. For me, I like knowing that they will die a slow, horrible death. It's like they never really escaped at all! And as for me, I'm bound to get the chair, so what's another death sentence, anyway?
     
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    They're dumbfucks. Obviously.
     
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    Most pedophiles have glasses and beards. The real question is what is it about that look that children find so sexy?
     
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    i think we all know...

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    Jesus had a beard. Jesus loved children. Lol...I now understand.
     
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    As much as I hate jon lajoie for being a comedy musician faggot I couldn't help but post these.
     
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    LOOOOL, you sir, just made my day.
     
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    Nothing wrong with being raped as long as you're dead first
     
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    Biologicaly programmed and not sentient enough translates to "they are dumbfucks looking for a quick fuck. Either that or what Flu is pretending to be: psichopaths, who don't actually care about dying or AIDSing like you and me do. Not even the clap.
    Brilliant
     
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    People use condoms?
     
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    Crazy, isn't it?
     
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    I'll make sure noone rapes you.

    I'm starting to think you are a biological female, am i right?
     
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    That's not necessarily true. Also why would you care if your corpse gets raped? You're dead.
     
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    BANNED LOL

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    Become EDF's third out of the closet trap?
     
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    Condoms don't protect you from HIV, silly. However, they do protect you from the worse STD of all time, children.
     
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    Wish as in something magic. Like that one anime about the kid who got turned into a girl, but hot water turns him back.
     
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    That's why I got a vassectamy at 18 man.
     
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    They breath through their mouths. Kids love that shit.

    He's technically right. I mean if you wear a condom and share needles infested with AIDS it ain't gonna help much, you know?
     
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    Yes. Let's all take a moment to brainstorm on how we can improve the techniques of rapists.