What happened to all the other Christs?

Discussion in 'Religion & Politics' started by Weezus Christ, Jan 19, 2012.

  1. Weezus Christ

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    There used to be a ton of users with Christ in their title here.

    I seem to be appropriately the only one left.

    but while i was thinking about that i had this neat idea for a religion or science fiction story...
    [both the same thing anyway regardless]

    what if all the solar deities were all the sons of god. what if history always had a solar deity to
    keep order with things? they were some kind of supermen getting their power from the sun.

    but the race of jesii supermen seems to have stopped. now humanity is doomed to live in darkness.

    until a crazy kid eats mushrooms and realizes he was the savior all along!

    think i could get a pilot episode made for this idea?
     
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    Mr. Jesus had his name changed. There was a Jesus Christ posting in the beginning (July), but I haven't seen him in months. The only other one I can think of is CW94, who is still here but not as often.

    Neat idea though.
     
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    these are the things that really try to kill the jesii.

    they are some kind of jew beast aliens from a dead star.

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    Lol.

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    There is actually some mythological creature somewhere in south America... i think it's called "The eternal jew".
    It is an evil creature that epitomizes all the negative traits of the common heeb,and is said to be the father of all Jews and wonder the dark nights hunting for Christian children.
     
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    where can i find it
     
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    It lives in the mountains.
     
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    This sounds like a quest. IRLRPG go go go
     
  11. Weezus Christ

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    in the mountains or in the caves in the mountains?

    nobody knows mountain caves like the grinch but he is against christmas so perhaps he is an ally of the jewbeast.