What do you usually do in your day?

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  1. Evilea

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    (See my example if you’re confused)
    On my Weekend/Break days:
    -Get Up
    -Shower
    -Proceed with usual morning routine
    -Eat breakfast
    -Watch TV a few hours
    -Go play sports ’n stuff outside
    -Get on Shitpost
    -Shower
    -Watch King of The Hill on Adult Swim from 9-10PM
    -Brush Teeth, use OXY Anti-Acne Face Wipes
    -Get in bed
    -Fap
    -Go to sleep
    On School Days:
    -Get up
    -Proceed with usual morning routine
    -Get on bus
    -Learn in school
    -Come home
    -Fap
    -Watch TV/Get on Shitpost
    -Play sports/Do homework
    -Shower
    -Watch King of The Hill on Adult Swim from 9-10PM
    -Brush Teeth, use OXY Face wipes
    -Get in bed
    -Fap
    -Go to sleep
     
  2. Whatever

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    Who the fuck showers before going to bed, but not before going out in the morning???

    That's messed up.
     
  4. The Doctor

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    -Wake up.
    -Daily bathroom routine.
    -Switch on TARDIS engines.
    -Pilot TARDIS to random destinations.
    -If destination = Interesting, stop at destination.
    -Enter TARDIS into Time Vortex.
    -Switch engines off and activate autonavigation.
    -EDF2, then porn, and a little gaming.
    -Fap while thinking about porn earlier.
    -Sleep.
     
  5. Manicute

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    beautysleep ,tan, workout, sushi, mall , girfrends nite <3

    xox
     
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  7. Azrael

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    Weekday:
    -wake up
    -lurk on EDF
    -do some math review for summer homework
    -lurk moar
    -hang out with peeps
    -try to remember to eat something
    -moar lurking
    -game
    -text peeps
    -read
    -lurk
    -go to sleep

    Weekend:
    -lurk
    -lurk
    -lurk
     
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    I do that because: lazy :dolan:
     
  9. Trixie

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    I work in a library.
    get up for work
    get ready for work
    take AM meds
    go to work
    do stuff on things @ work
    eat lunch
    do the mail
    do more stuff on things
    go home
    wash hands
    feed cats
    go online
    feed self
    open my chat room
    chat
    take PM meds
    watch [adult swim]
    go to sleep

    yup... day in & day out.
     
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  12. uberfukken

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    move threads
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    I'm $$Trooper, a badass commie nigger.

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  14. Rape Train

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    No $$, you've got the wrong attitude on suicide. It really wouldn't take that much effort, you just have to believe in yourself.
    Try taking hits off the exhaust pipe of a car. It would be just as easy as huffing jenkem, and even niggers can huff jenkem. Pretend it's a bong, or a cock, or both. Whatever
     
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  16. lulzbomb

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    Wake up
    brushteeth
    shave
    shower
    drive to work
    suit up
    Break down pallets
    Organize the room into three sections
    rotate the product
    make list of the product that is missing on the shelves
    Lunch
    get product
    Cut ,and package product
    rotate the product
    make list of the product that is missing on the shelves
    get product
    Cut ,and package product
    rotate the product
    make list of the product that is missing on the shelves
    get product
    Cut ,and package product
    rotate the product
    make list of the product that is missing on the shelves
    get product
    Cut ,and package product
    Clean ,and Sanitize the prep room ,and the cooler
    Drive home
    Eat dinner
    bullshit on the web
    brush teeth
    shower
    pass out drunk


    Now that I am injured :
    Wake up
    brush teeth
    go for walk
    bullshit on internet
    go for walk
    lunch
    bulshit on internet
    go for walk
    dinner
    bullshit on internet
    go for walk
    shower
    brush teeth
    pass out drunk

    Edit: Obsessive hand washing
     
  17. Erotic Boners

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    -wake up
    -shower
    -go to work
    -Clean bathrooms and mop floors
    -Wait for the patients procedure to be finished so I can clean the room
    -Clean out giant container of old needles and piss
    -pretend to be happy and friendly
    -Come home to annoying roomates
    -Fire up pc and bullshit around
    -Fap to gay porn or rule 34 and feel shame
    -go to bed and repeat for 5 days

    "Weekends"
    -Play vidya on gaming pc
    -fap and see how far I can pull the skin on my testicles
    -Skateboard and get buckled in traffic
     
  18. Solution

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    Everyone is boring

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    Yup...
     
  19. The Doctor

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    welcome back
     
  23. Atomic_Joe

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    Free days: Wake up, extreme breakfast, massive shit, shower, stupid shit I hate(groceries, bill paying, forcing small talk with neighbors, being social with people I have nothing in common with, hobby time), LOTS of EDF, barber(weekly), spastically fuck off.

    Works days: Wake up, extreme breakfast, tremendous shit, shower, go to work, force small talk with idiot co-workers, leave work feeling hollow and unfulfilled, take anger out on freeway, stop for gas/beer, go home and drink the pain away.