What do you like in your Icecream? Street corner coke? OK!

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    This just in; BnJ meddling in US political affairs!

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    > buy our product to resist the evils of capitalism

    holy shit I don't know what's worse: these companies who make this shit, or the people who buy it under the mistaken belief that these companies actually give a shit about their causes?

    Actually, I just answered my own question: anyone who thinks spending money to acquire a product from a company who is in the business of maximizing profits is on the side of (their brand of) freedom and equality and anti-capitalism and pro-workers rights, etc... are fucking idiots who deserve to be disappointed... if they even realize what's going on in the first place. Frankly I'll give B&J props for tapping into this easy market: so many of these kids are buying products in order to establish their anti-establishment status.

    Shit, I should to the same too: buy your authentic 100% made in Mexico Antifa flags! Support the workers of third world countries who need your money to rise up against the evil white capitalists of America! (5% of profits will go to a made-up Antifa-support organization which I just filed my 501(c)(3) paperwork for in order to gain nonprofit status).
     
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    delicious convergence of hypocritical idealism and profit
    also ice cream tastes good
     
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    If this ice cream was to representative-ly taste like the people/groups they support, I imagine it should taste like bong-water, spiced with fentanyl cut coke & heroin with just a dash of AIDS to bring out contrast.
     
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    Their ice cream is expensive
     
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    And it's shit.
     
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    Damn I can't be mad at a company for taking advantage of dumbfucks like this.
     
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    It's like you don't even know why these companies do this.
     
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    I usually like to eat Lidl/Aldi's attempt at a competition. It used to be good, better than B&J and worth the price.

    Then they changed the flavor, so I stopped buying for a few years. Then I finally gave in and started buying the next brand again.

    Now they changed it to something even worse; B&J level of quality. Now I don't eat icecream anymore.
     
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    I like Haagen Dazs. Haagen Dazs doesn't do this shit AND their ice cream tastes good too. Go ahead and call me pretentious, I rarely eat it anyways.
     
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    Haagen Dazs has been ruined for me in particular due to sexual harassment :(
     
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    Wait, what?
     
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