What do you do when you want your ex back

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  1. Zaichata

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    So far I've tried putting my dick in her neck during class, calling her mom at 2 am and cutting her younger brother's hair and selling it on the flea market.

    Does anyone have any other valid suggestions?
     
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    Kill animals smaller than you then dump their corpses on her porch. It's what cats do to show their appreciation so why can't you?
     
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  3. Zaichata

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    Strangely I somehow have the feeling you actually tried this
     
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    You should also pee on her and her stuff.
     
  5. uberfukken

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    Definitely kill yourself. That'll show her.
     
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    Cut your dick off.
     
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  8. Ronny

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    love and respect her, asshole.
     
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    gayest answer ever
     
  10. Ronny

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    and learn to accept her choices.
     
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  12. hkh

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    ......how can you have an "ex" if you never had a girlfriend.. ever
     
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    they always go fuck some retards and talk about how awful i am and then some time later they come crawling back half crazed talking about how im the greatest motherfucker alive.

    they ask if ill take them back and i say no. i go years at a time between girlfriends and im extremely picky. you get one chance and if you blow it you fuck off.

    if you turn me down you dont get a second chance later, either. its a one time offer. a man of my stature does not give second chances nor play second fiddle. especially to faggots.

    void where prohibited. all sales final. choking hazard. flammable. may cause sterility in lab mice.

    also this is the face i make before during and after sex.

    [​IMG]
     
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    I concur
     
  15. Manicute

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    :/ u move 2 the next preson, thefuck is wrong with u, teh only reson u cling 2 the bitch it b cuzz u probably know u have like 0 chance of gettn new pussy, u playd gthe pity card, so she knows she has teh control, just ask her how much, she will undrstnd <3

    xox
     
  16. Zaichata

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    Actually this girl was kind of special. She was hot and had a sense of humor. I taught myself that girls who can laugh with genocide jokes are keepers.
     
  17. Manicute

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    get out. if tru she has 2 hav like 1 major flaw, 2 even out. I b gewd at math ;9
     
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    Fuck her best friend. Then fuck her best friend's sister. Then fuck her sister's best friend.

    That will work. I guarantee it.

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  19. Erotic Boners

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    Seems you are lying to yourself and desperate, time to enjoy being single again.
     
  20. Solution

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    Have you tried flowers?
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    Protip: Scopolamine google it.
     
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    I always felt like ex's...are ex's for a reason, bro. That being said, however, I always noticed that totally ignoring her and looking like you moved on, and not give a shit normally works wonders as well. She'll be calling your ass in no time.
     
  23. Chorvaqueen

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    holy shit, I used to pick a lot of these flowers when I was little.

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    lol necro
     
  24. Morbidorable

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    jesus fuck this thread is old

    actually its what cats do to say "wow you're so fucking worthless you can't even hunt for yourself remind me again why you're the boss"

    ftfy
     
  25. Baya Rae 4900

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    OH OKAY MAYBE YOU'D LIKE TO SLEEP OUTSIDE THEN.
     
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    1. Get her drunk
    2. Fuck her
    3. Get her pregnant
    Basically you just need step 2 & 3 but in my experience to make step 2 possible, you must complete step 1.
     
  27. chops

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    Here's how you get your ex back:
    1. Don't.
    2. Find a girl like your ex.
     
  28. Morbidorable

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    eh. been there, done that.

    better idea:
    find a girl better than your ex
     
  29. Erotic Boners

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    1. I don't
    2.Can't change him or take him seriously on anything
     
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    Pretty much this. Ignore, find a hottie to be seen with in public, and in a few months time, she'll be on your dick.

    Then you can, you know...humiliate and embarrass her, ridicule her shitty decision making, then slap something out of her hands as you do the pimp walk out of the room.