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    Moral Highlander

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    Ahhh.. i loved eating raw bacon.. with bread AND butter.. :awesome:

    I have no plans to discourage anyone from eating anything, that would be hugely hypoctitical and i believe that as omnivores, we should have a colourful diet. But i appreaciate the lettuce shout-out, it's the effort that counts. :)
     
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    I'd be too paranoid to eat raw pig meat, not because the haram-nousness, but because the kind of tapeworms residing inside pigs can go everywhere in body, even into brains and dick, the two components of life.

    Right now snacking on frozen broccoli and it's all over the place and sucking on a frozen saturn peach, which feels lewd. I was too lazy to go to a supermarket and this is all I got.
     
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    My ex brother in law loves to cook(warm up really) bacon just enough to get the fat a little crispy, then chow down. I fall somewhere in the middle between burnt bacon and floppy.

    Dont get me wrong, I love alot of veggies. But then I usually drown them in butter/cheese/dressing which kinda negates the nutritional value aspect. Rationally I know it's better to be healthy, and one of easiest, and obvious, ways is to control what you shovel into ur throat hole. But the most unhealthy things make me happy so oh well. Not like Ive got people lining up around the block to harvest my organs anyway.
     
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    Sorry, i should have been clearer: it wasn't exactly raw, just uncooked. I think it's cured and smoked, so it's pretty much safe. Most people find it too greasy... there's a lot of spam in it. But that's what makes it even better. :awesome:

    But you're totally right about the raw pork meat.. the most disgusting parasites are in the organs, notably(and logically) in the liver.. Raw beef liver, on the other hand, is said to have more positive effects, and isn't affected by most such parasites.
     
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    I think it all falls down to how much, my approach is to eat anything I want, only controlling the amount or compensating with physical activity if I overdid it. Bacon is really poor quality here, mostly I just buy a pack of sliced chicken. Then throw it on a pan with anything I have. Last time I fried pork on a pan, I added plums, bhut jolokia, basil, paprika powder, crushed crackers, some sort of teriyaki sauce and beer. One time I added yogurt and the end result almost looked like vomit if I hadn't fried it long enough. I can't cook for shit, but I recommend experimenting by just mixing it up like they do in Sweden.

    I think animal tails are the most disgusting thing, but I'd try out deep-fried pig tail rings. If I'd stay long enough in one location I'd get a pig as a pet, to my knowledge they eat almost anything and are quite intelligent. It wouldn't be regarded as weird in countryside as I see kids driving tractors in the "downtown" daily, if they open up a refugee center here I'd let my pig greet them by shitting on their porch.
     
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    Yes please
     
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    Hahahha.. think out your plan of attack Iron Chef :)
     
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    I used to meet this beautiful tall blonde girl with 300 kg pig on leash around my former workplace. It was surreal. They are indeed very sociable and intelligent, if they are not raised in their own shits.

    Fuck yes, it's a delicious stuff that i will miss dearly. But i wouldn't like to discriminate against fried bacon strips either..
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    pasta (passata+onions+garlic+chillies+cod+zuchinni+olive oil+padano), salad (cucumbers+radish+greek yoghurt+lemon juice+sugar+black pepper)
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    Fried egg w fishsauce and soy sauce on rice.
     
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    Got a KamadoJoe Classic on the weekend. Cooked a pork leg which turned out sort of OK, bit overcooked due to getting bored waiting and cranking the heat up. Crackling was OK. 5/10

    Cooked a couple of steaks last night... Fucking yum. 8/10 - deducted points for heat too high and burning the fuck out of one steak :D :D @Solution get yo meat eating ass in here.

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