what did you just eat and how did you make it?

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    You brined the turkey in natty ice?
     
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    No...I am continuing to brine myself with natty ice.
    For the turkey I injected it with a shitload of Tony Chachere's butter n jalapeno.
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    Try it. It came out beautiful and fucking tasty. 9.5/10
     
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    He was getting pickled whilst the bird bathed dingus..

    Well played..
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    Tonite on cooking with faggot: Thai Mango Chikken Wraps.

    You need this stuffs:
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    Make Peebutt sauce (1/3 cup PB about 1 tbsp each of other stuff):
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    Make mango salsa (2 mangoes, 1 red bell pepper, some green onions, cilantro, and a jalapeño or 2 for the lulz)
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    Oh yeah also add juice from 1/2 a lime and a pinch of salt PROTIP: DO NOT SCRATCH YOUR BALLS AFTER YOU CUT UP THOSE JALAPENOS
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    Now cook some chikken, you fag (1lb chikken cut into half inch pieces sautéed with a little bit of sesame oil and tamari sauce):
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    Ok nice work fag now take a piece of whole leaf lettuce and put some salsa, some chikken, and some peebutt sauce on it:
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    Now somehow manage to miraculously wrap it up without it falling apart and eat that fucking shit:
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    Dankness Score: Redankulous
     
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    :D Gayyyyyyyyyyyy!
     
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    fuckin awesome. yeah, dont touch yourself without scrubbing your hands after cutting peppers. thats a bad kinda burning
     
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    You'd think I have better hygiene than to scratch my balls while I'm cooking but apparently I don't.
     
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    lol did you pee while cooking, and not wash your hands b4 unzipping? cuz thats how it usually happens...

    also yeah i would think you did but hey, needs must what needs must.

    I rubbed my eyes using ghost peppers once. I felt like i was going blind. I threw my head in the sink, poured on the ice cold water and when that didn't work poured a half gallon of milk over my face. I got some weird looks from my old roommate when they walked in on me screaming with milk everywhere.
     
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    I squirted some harissa juice in my eye a month ago, I feel you :(
     
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    i have never tried that stuff and don't even think I can get it in my area but have wanted to try it.
    spicy right? spicy is good... 10 alarm asshole burn, even better :preston:
     
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    I just had some mini kit kats out a bag
     
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    And now for something completely different, and none gay:
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    Meeeaaat.. A rib roast, slow roasted to perfection for about 3 hours, rested on warm for 1 hour and eaten like it was the food of the gods by ppl i was with in under 15 minutes. I thought there would be blood spilled over the scat leftovers.
    I rubbed it good, with a cinnamon pepper cumin rub, with a lil bit of salt and a wee bit of rosemary.
     
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    I just had some taco bell that a fat dude made for me
     
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