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Discussion in 'Foodz & Booze' started by minty, May 24, 2012.
Who needs strength when you have rope and chains?
@lotic just made irl connects for some shitty startup in sanfran niggas sellin out to Google like some bitches
You brined the turkey in natty ice?
No...I am continuing to brine myself with natty ice.
For the turkey I injected it with a shitload of Tony Chachere's butter n jalapeno.
Try it. It came out beautiful and fucking tasty. 9.5/10
He was getting pickled whilst the bird bathed dingus..
That shit is yum.
Tonite on cooking with faggot: Thai Mango Chikken Wraps.
You need this stuffs:
Make Peebutt sauce (1/3 cup PB about 1 tbsp each of other stuff):
Make mango salsa (2 mangoes, 1 red bell pepper, some green onions, cilantro, and a jalapeño or 2 for the lulz)
Oh yeah also add juice from 1/2 a lime and a pinch of salt PROTIP: DO NOT SCRATCH YOUR BALLS AFTER YOU CUT UP THOSE JALAPENOS
Now cook some chikken, you fag (1lb chikken cut into half inch pieces sautéed with a little bit of sesame oil and tamari sauce):
Ok nice work fag now take a piece of whole leaf lettuce and put some salsa, some chikken, and some peebutt sauce on it:
Now somehow manage to miraculously wrap it up without it falling apart and eat that fucking shit:
Dankness Score: Redankulous
fuckin awesome. yeah, dont touch yourself without scrubbing your hands after cutting peppers. thats a bad kinda burning
You'd think I have better hygiene than to scratch my balls while I'm cooking but apparently I don't.
lol did you pee while cooking, and not wash your hands b4 unzipping? cuz thats how it usually happens...
also yeah i would think you did but hey, needs must what needs must.
I rubbed my eyes using ghost peppers once. I felt like i was going blind. I threw my head in the sink, poured on the ice cold water and when that didn't work poured a half gallon of milk over my face. I got some weird looks from my old roommate when they walked in on me screaming with milk everywhere.
I squirted some harissa juice in my eye a month ago, I feel you
i have never tried that stuff and don't even think I can get it in my area but have wanted to try it.
spicy right? spicy is good... 10 alarm asshole burn, even better
I just had some mini kit kats out a bag
And now for something completely different, and none gay:
Meeeaaat.. A rib roast, slow roasted to perfection for about 3 hours, rested on warm for 1 hour and eaten like it was the food of the gods by ppl i was with in under 15 minutes. I thought there would be blood spilled over the scat leftovers.
I rubbed it good, with a cinnamon pepper cumin rub, with a lil bit of salt and a wee bit of rosemary.
I just had some taco bell that a fat dude made for me