what did you just eat and how did you make it?

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  1. jack

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    Mushroom ravioli and fire roasted veggies with balsamic butter sauce. Pseudo-fancy Trader Joe's stuff, surprisingly good.
     
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    Nigga is that a bagged meal you heated up
    Be real with me because I need to know if I can buy that shit okay
     
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    Are there Trader Joe's in Texas? If so, yes you can!

    The ravioli is packaged as (I believe) mushroom ravioli with mushroom truffle sauce, and the veggies are packaged as fire roasted veggies with balsamic butter sauce. They're both bagged and usually in the fridge/freezer section.

    Also, make sure to follow the directions for the ravioli. I added a bit too much water because I thought that the amount of water the package called for wasn't going to be enough, but then I ended up with a very watery sauce. But if watery sauce is your thing, then go for it.

    Ninja edit: they both only need like 5 minutes max on the stove, so it's almost a microwave meal. :)
     
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    This is "how did you make it", not "how do I set the microwave to reheat this packaged shit".
     
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    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I am a lazy bitch. If I can heat something for five minutes and have it look and taste slightly better then McDonald's, I am happy with my 'cooking' skills.
     
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    It's OK, just make sure your gf/wife can cook and you'll be fine.
     
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    I'm a pro level cook- I under pay neighborhood kids to do my yard and house clean now, so like mad home management skills- I never get headaches and love to scissor- I look fantastic in an apron- but mostly big hairy balls, honestly it's a hard to find quality in a wife
     
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    I dunno Sol, aprons have never really been a turn-on of mine, I think I'll have to decline.
     
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    Fuck!
    It's always the apron:(
     
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    There are now, and I have been tentatively frequenting one near me.
    It's strange to buy meat that is not cut directly in front of you from a live animal, but I'm getting used to it.
     
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    If this is an open offer, then I would like to throw my hat in the ring.
    I will work tirelessly to make sure you are pampered like a lower middle class princess.

    Put on an apron and nothing else while you're cooking actually
    Just don't put your back to the stove if you're making bacon
     
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    Made burrito from scratch, with homemade salsa: upload_2016-11-30_22-46-5.
     
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    Did it taste like 4g?
     
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    I bet it tasted like LTE and victory
     
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