what did you just eat and how did you make it?

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    I'm thinking about this scene nearly every time i'm chopping garlic. It's a bit over the top, but it is a great idea, nevertheless.. :D
     
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    Fuck this thread made me almost hungry enough to get up and put the Tostitos pizza rolls in the oven
     
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    Homemade Double Down.
     
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    I drank coffee and ate the cookies my sister prepared. It was delicious:)
     
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    The payday is still pretty far away, so i made fried cheese.. :D it's not the cheapest or the most disgusting thing, but it ain't exactly classy either.
    cheese.
    ...it was with some potatoes, tartar sauce and some of these little green things that the true lovers of this dish automatically discard.
     
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    U have earned ur denim czech.

    That is the single most american thing I have ever seen that didn't have stars n stripes or camo on it.
     
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    We're bros and allies, they could never tear us and our shared love for deep fried shit apart. :awesome:
     
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    That looks dope... I had some Saganaki 2 weeks ago and have been craving it lately.
    What type of cheese did you use?
     
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    Nothing special, i think it was edam or something similar. Plenty of types are suitable, but it's better if it's not too soft like mozarella(although the small bits are ok) or too dry like pecorino.
    Gorgonzola or other blue cheeses ain't bad. And smoked types are pretty good as well. The smellier kinds are excellent, but they smell like 1000 times more and you'll be venting that shit out of your kitchen for at least a week. :D But even that could be handy... in case of unwelcome visits, for example.
     
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    Oh no, my cooking turned another friend into greasy potato. :( I gotta fix this.
     
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    I'm eating popcorn which I made by microwaving a bag of it
     
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    tried making food, went out and bought myself some subway instead.
     
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    eggs + microwave = not that fucking hard bro
     
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    i could bitch about myself but nah
     
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    I just had chicken tenders with a side of fries. I was sitting in the car with my parents and ordered it at a Popeyes drive thru
     
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    Give me, give me, chicken tendies
    Be they crispy, or from Wendy's
    Spend my hard-earned good boy points
    On Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints

    Mommy lifts me to the car
    To find me tendies near and far
    Enjoy my tasty tendie treats
    In comfy big boy booster seats

    McDonald's, Hardee's, POPEYES, Cane's
    But of my tendies none remains
    She tries to make me take a nappy
    But sleeping doesn't make me happy

    Tendies are the only food
    That puts me in the napping mood
    I'll scream, I'll shout, I'll make a fuss
    I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss!

    Tendies are my heart's desire
    Fueled by raging, hungry fire
    Mommy sobs, and wails, and cries
    But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries

    My good boy points were fairly earned
    To buy the tendies that I've yearned
    But there's no tendies on my plate
    Did mommy think that I'd just ate?!

    Tendies, tendies, get them now!
    You fat, ungrateful, sluggish sow!
    REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

    I screech while hurling into her eyes
    My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise
    For she who is unpooped on is she who remembers:
    Never forget my chicken tenders.

    Thats you. Your life is a meme.
     
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    I made a dank ass chili pepper and shallot grilled sandwich
     
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    I just microwaved a couple White Castle burgers.
     
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    I screwed a hole in a baby coconut and when it was empty i threw it on the floor until it cracked open so i could eat the coconut flesh

    I did this out front as a power move
    for my neighbors garbage dogs
     
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    No real Merican male would eat cucumbers if they weren't pickled.
     
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    It's not a dick thing it's a pickle thing.

    Mom n apple pie and fucking Dill pickles.
     
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    Haha, bilge and lies! You may fool yourselves, but I can see right through!
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    U will not blaspheme the sacred circle of corn n cheese with these filthy lies.

    I will jihadi u with ground beef n jalepenos until kingdom come.
     
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    There are no oil reserves around, your have no power over us.

    What's done is done, you should better embrace that vegetable skeleton in your closet. Don't worry, the butthurt should withdraw with the next harvest. :)
     
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    Just because I'm an American don't mean I don't embrace the veg.

    My 300+ recipes for slug smoothies made of protein powder, kale, spinach and Yogi butthole stank proves this.

    Meat's just better.
     
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    Whatever works for you.. i never said you don't embrace vegs, if i remember correctly, i clearly stated the opposite. *wink wink* :D

    Spinach isn't as great as i always thought it was. Try nettles, they got like 15 times more iron.
     
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