what did you just eat and how did you make it?

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    He smote the Philistines, even unto Gaza, and the borders thereof, from the tower of the watchmen to the fenced city.
     
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    HOLY FUCK!!!!

    NOT FROM THE TOWER TO THE FUCKING FENCED CITY!!!!!!!!

    UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE!!!!
     
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    Made these camembert fuckers two weeks ago, so they're really runny.. wonderful and disgusting at the same time.. :D apart from the mustard seeds, there's everything.. walnuts are probably my fave sub-ingredient.. apart from the spicy stuff, of course. :D
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    Pickled in sunflower oil, it's so unbelievably greasy that it has this sort of reflective, flashy aura.. :D
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    That looks like you swallowed a deli plate, a hot load of cum, and then vomited it up.

    I want to eat it and rub it on my body
     
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    Yeah, you pretty much nailed the description of the actual taste.. :D That's why it's best served with beer and dark bread.. to dampen the horrendous freakshow circus of flavors, at least a little.. Mine looks like shit cause i picked a jar that was too narrow, so kinda squished it while i was trying to fish it out.. Here are few pics of some more orderly looking attempts(tho they are not as runny :/ ), these cheeses are really decorative, while they are still pickled..
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    I got some meat and boiled it.
     
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    just steak and french fries nothing special about the prep but good for a quick meal after a bit of drinking
     
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    maple glazed donut
     
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    crispy n crunchy chicken wings with some sort of maple dip
     
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    couple o P & SB J sandwiches
     
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    Post some pics next time you fucking cocktease, we wanna judge you on how shitty your food choices are.
     
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    NO i will not and i will continue to be a cocktease. Nothing wrong with slathering some P & J all over the body and getting some bitch(or bastard) to lick it off me
     
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    On topic beef burgers. 2 to be exact. Delicious and quite filling.
     
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    Thai chicken and coconut soup:
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    Did you use fresh pus as the soup base?
     
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    Appearance-wise, that looks accurate. If you didn't use a ton of fish-sauce, you did it wrong, however.
     
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    damn, you caught me. Although I think that's a water chestnut.
    I have a giant container of SQUID brand fish sauce that tastes like the sharpest and saltiest of fish bungholes. I have been told that some azn countries use it like Ketchup, so in recipes that call for it, i use it thusly. In great drippy, rank splashed doses of it..
     
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    You are def doin it right. My room mate is Thai and errthing she cooks uses tons of it. It's something I struggle with, and sort of precludes me from making authentic Thai, since I sort of hate the shit. These are problems of being raised on an Irish immigrant palette.
     
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    My one auntie who married in is Cambodian, can't cook fucking fried rice to save her life but man she loves that fish sauce. Me, i like it cuz it does taste pretty good and I like seafood. My uncle, a filthy Mick white devil, he's like you. Not big on that traditional stuff. Idk if she eats any of the same stuff she used to eat in Cambodia but she likes weird azn shit.
     
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    Cooked up some onion, green n red pepper, salt n pepper, and beef burger. Than I layed oh yeah baby LAID some of that on some doritos top with medium salsa sauce and spinach dip than more burger and repeated that til I basically had a pyramid of it made heated it up and devoured like I would some worthless cunt.
     
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    Next time you write something like this, i'll murderfuck you telepathically...
    Once i was on tour through a "factory" where they made these sauces.. :vomit: needless to say i'm an abstinent ever since..
     
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    didn't make anything ordered out..x large pizza pepperoni n bacon. haven't had pizza in a while fucking delicious.
     
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    Do you newfags not know how to use a camera? or do you all just think we'll GAF without the food-porn? Protip: Nobody does.
     
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    2 half moons so I had a full moon for dessert
     
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    Two BBQ chicken breasts and KRAFT dinner. A tobelerone bar for dessert. Yums
     
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    Here i did this: [​IMG]
    A burger with sauteed onions, tomatoes, goatcheese, avocados and shredded brussel sprouts.
    It probably won't kill me.
     
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    Strawberry ones
     
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    que?

    Are you talking about poop or just desserts?