what did you just eat and how did you make it?

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    Mushroom ravioli and fire roasted veggies with balsamic butter sauce. Pseudo-fancy Trader Joe's stuff, surprisingly good.
     
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    Nigga is that a bagged meal you heated up
    Be real with me because I need to know if I can buy that shit okay
     
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    Are there Trader Joe's in Texas? If so, yes you can!

    The ravioli is packaged as (I believe) mushroom ravioli with mushroom truffle sauce, and the veggies are packaged as fire roasted veggies with balsamic butter sauce. They're both bagged and usually in the fridge/freezer section.

    Also, make sure to follow the directions for the ravioli. I added a bit too much water because I thought that the amount of water the package called for wasn't going to be enough, but then I ended up with a very watery sauce. But if watery sauce is your thing, then go for it.

    Ninja edit: they both only need like 5 minutes max on the stove, so it's almost a microwave meal. :)
     
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    This is "how did you make it", not "how do I set the microwave to reheat this packaged shit".
     
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    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I am a lazy bitch. If I can heat something for five minutes and have it look and taste slightly better then McDonald's, I am happy with my 'cooking' skills.
     
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    It's OK, just make sure your gf/wife can cook and you'll be fine.
     
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    If you pay the bills, I'll happily be your wife:
    I'm a pro level cook- I under pay neighborhood kids to do my yard and house clean now, so like mad home management skills- I never get headaches and love to scissor- I look fantastic in an apron- but mostly big hairy balls, honestly it's a hard to find quality in a wife
     
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    I dunno Sol, aprons have never really been a turn-on of mine, I think I'll have to decline.
     
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    Fuck!
    It's always the apron:(
     
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    There are now, and I have been tentatively frequenting one near me.
    It's strange to buy meat that is not cut directly in front of you from a live animal, but I'm getting used to it.
     
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    If this is an open offer, then I would like to throw my hat in the ring.
    I will work tirelessly to make sure you are pampered like a lower middle class princess.

    Put on an apron and nothing else while you're cooking actually
    Just don't put your back to the stove if you're making bacon
     
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    Made burrito from scratch, with homemade salsa: upload_2016-11-30_22-46-5.
     
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    Did it taste like 4g?
     
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    Food was dank.. bitch never shut up.
    Overall evening.... 6/10
     
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    It's that time of the year when many of us have to deal with people IRL, for the sake of keeping their mouths too full to speak and the in the spirit of the season, I give you:

    Sourdough Pancetta Loaf

    The dough:
    • 1 1⁄2 cups sourdough starter
    • 1 tablespoon clarified unsalted butter
    • 1 teaspoon salt
    • 1 cups flour (plus a little more or less to adjust consistency)
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    Mix starter, 1 tbsp olive oil, salt, and flour together in a mixing bowl until it blends and forms a ball (add more or less flour to adjust consistency; if you get it too dry just add a little more starter).

    Allow dough to rest for about 30 minutes to autolyze (makes the dough easier to work with)
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    Tl/db: buy pre-made pizza dough, it's less tasty but is less of an investment

    Making it bread:
    • 8-10 thin slices of meat, I’m using pancetta because it’s what I had but this is bang’n with pepperoni or salami
    • 1/4 cup tomato sauce, I just blend 1 tomato with a pinch of salt and a teaspoon of honey
    • freshly grated cheese, I’m using a blend of Parmigiano-Reggiano, fontina, and asiago
    • Whatever herbs and spices you’re into, I’m using 1 tbsp of rosemary, 1/2tbsp each of smoked paprika, oregano, and parsley
    • Clarified butter
    • preheat oven to 400°f
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    place your dough on the working surface and work it into a roughly 1/4 inch rectangle
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    Cover that bitch in the tomato sauce, leaving an inch on either side and 2 inches on the bottom clean
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    Next meat it up
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    then the cheese
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    Herbs
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    roll it up and place on a parchment paper-lined baking sheet, cover with a dry towel and let sit for .30-1 hour
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    Cover with the butter
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    Use a razor and cut some lines
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    cover in cheese
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    Bake at 400°f for 30-45 min then sprinkle more cheese
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    Let it cool completely before cutting
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    They are good just straight up but also with a little fry in olive oil make great croutons or split in half to make a bad ass Italian sub
     
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    Is that the sourdough starter you mentioned a while back?
     
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    Yup, at 100yo shits outlived more family then I have alive.
     
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    Lol who needs family when you have cheesy meat bread?

    And a gypsy told me im to die in a zoo fire fighting 18 monkeys for a baggy of marshmallowd at the age of 37.

    But i will try to make that food.
     
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    Sautéed peanut chicken with rice and delicious vegetables and green olives, seasoned with cummin' and chili powder.

    Topped with feta cheese but forgot to add before pic
     
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    Local river caught salmon with wild rice, asparagus, mushrooms and leeks for some reason.

    Garnished with lemon and sunflower seeds :lulzsec:
     
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    Your turning into quite the faggot.. ♥