what did you just eat and how did you make it?

Discussion in 'Food, Drugs & Alcohol' started by minty, May 24, 2012.

  1. aggressiveboob

    aggressiveboob
    Expand Collapse
    lightly salted

    Joined:
    Sep 11, 2015
    Messages:
    1,623
    the best kind of suicide
     
  2. Solution

    Solution
    Expand Collapse
    Everyone is boring

    Joined:
    Dec 3, 2011
    Messages:
    9,227
    Home Page:
    My culinary brother from another mother!
    On some grand day our meat will meet
     
    • Like Like x 2
    • I Fapped I Fapped x 2
    • Feels Feels x 1
    • List
  3. CallMeMaggot

    CallMeMaggot
    Expand Collapse
    Girlvinyl

    Joined:
    Jul 15, 2011
    Messages:
    14,461
    Home Page:
    The sexy and drunk one, to have it easier I guess

    [​IMG]
     
  4. j15m

    j15m
    Expand Collapse

    Joined:
    Jun 4, 2013
    Messages:
    9,284
    Have you and @Linkermann been sexting again?
     
    • Good Question Good Question x 1
    • List
  5. scumhook

    scumhook
    Expand Collapse
    Managing account details

    Joined:
    Jul 15, 2011
    Messages:
    19,884
    Occupation:
    Fellator of the homeless
    Home Page:
    That steak was carved out of one of @Linkermann ;s buttocks
     
  6. j15m

    j15m
    Expand Collapse

    Joined:
    Jun 4, 2013
    Messages:
    9,284
    :leleplz:
     
  7. minty

    minty
    Expand Collapse
    toymaker

    Joined:
    May 6, 2012
    Messages:
    7,819
    well, i aint usually one to squeeze butt jokes so close to one another, but(t) fuck it...

    i tossed a rump roast in the crock pot the other day so i've spent the last few days eating ass*




















    *with tomato, red pepper, potato, onion, diced carrots, and garlic seasoning
     
    • Like Like x 3
    • I Fapped I Fapped x 1
    • List
  8. oddguy

    oddguy
    Expand Collapse
    The Prime Memeister

    Joined:
    Sep 17, 2011
    Messages:
    26,730
    Occupation:
    rare deepwater jew
    Home Page:
    fried peanut butter and banana sandwich
     
    • Like Like x 2
    • oy vey oy vey x 2
    • List
  9. oddguy

    oddguy
    Expand Collapse
    The Prime Memeister

    Joined:
    Sep 17, 2011
    Messages:
    26,730
    Occupation:
    rare deepwater jew
    Home Page:
    had some bananas left over so I tossed those fuckers on a frying pan with some sugar and caramelized them... a bit too sweet for my taste.
     
  10. Zoya-1

    Zoya-1
    Expand Collapse
    Dramacrat

    Joined:
    May 28, 2013
    Messages:
    206
    Occupation:
    Booze-Hound
    I made super-improved grilled cheese.
    I start with butter and homemade bread, put chopped garlic and banana peppers on, then I add cheddar, 8 year aged cheddar (bye bye money), and Havarti on. Finish with back bacon, fry that shit up, and devour.
     
  11. oddguy

    oddguy
    Expand Collapse
    The Prime Memeister

    Joined:
    Sep 17, 2011
    Messages:
    26,730
    Occupation:
    rare deepwater jew
    Home Page:
    anyone every notice that any recipe posted on the internet as a gif is always either some variation on
    1. mix eggs, cheese, bacon, potatoes, butter and bread together
    2. throw it in the oven

    or

    1. mix a bunch of pre-existing candy products in layers
    2. get diabetes

    why do people feel the need to share this? do they seriously think that mixing together a bunch of the most basic, easily obtainable ingredients that everyone likes anyway makes them some sort of culinary genius?
     
    • Good Question Good Question x 2
    • I Agree I Agree x 1
    • oy vey oy vey x 1
    • Nobody Cares Nobody Cares x 1
    • List
  12. DaggerXIV

    DaggerXIV
    Expand Collapse
    EDF Elite

    Joined:
    Apr 10, 2014
    Messages:
    698
    Occupation:
    Polenta
    A chunk of salmon covered in sesame seeds.
    I didn't need to add oil to the pan since the fish fat and the seeds' oil.
     
  13. AlexdG

    AlexdG
    Expand Collapse
    Dramacrat

    Joined:
    Jun 6, 2015
    Messages:
    324
    Vegetarian Lasagne for the Microwave. It wasnt that bad if you consider that it was vegetarian.
     
  14. Spydragon

    Spydragon
    Expand Collapse
    Dramacrat

    Joined:
    Mar 12, 2015
    Messages:
    40
    Occupation:
    Shaking my Kickin Kabuki Caboose
    Some nachos. Fried up some Spam, and some scrambled eggs. Put those on tortilla chips, along with a bit of corn, and (obviously) some shredded cheese. Microwaved it. Fucking delicious.
     
    • Disgusting Disgusting x 2
    • List
  15. feminist jazz hands

    feminist jazz hands
    Expand Collapse
    Moral Highlander

    Joined:
    Apr 8, 2015
    Messages:
    3,370
    Occupation:
    Uromancer
    Thanks for the positive ratings with the pasta thing last time, i latter turned the rest of the sauce(i'm keeping the sauce separate, as i like fresh pasta every tiem) into horrifyingly good lasagna, adding "only" mountains of cheese.. :awesome:
    3.
    That was just an update, here's what i did now.
    :gaben:
    Fried Zucchini pancakes. (you just cut it to little pieces of the vegetable, alternatively, you can use the grater, mix it up with a cup of soft flour, 2-3 eggs and few crushed slices of garlic and fry the shit out of the little fuckers you form from the resulting dough).
    1.
    The stuff found in the upper segment of the platter is cum. You can add some stuff into the cum, like cottage cheese(about a half of cup), or if you don't have any of that, you can use sour cream, or white youghurt(with as much fat as you can get, don't you dare getting anything labeled "diet", you pussy) a teaspoon of mayonnaise, and fresh herbs, like a few bits of thyme, or rosemary.
    2.
    Shitton of vegetables is always necessary to compensate for a pile of fried shit. And no, i'm not a vegetarian. Yet.
    4.
    This was yesterday, it is ... grilled pork neck steak(extremely healthy stuff). If you were wondering why are my potatoes always looking so fucking disgusting, well, that's because that's lazy man's potato mash... (throw few bits of buttah into the pot with them potaters with the lid on, as soon as you discard the water in which they were boiling. Wait a minute or two, and then shake the pot violently with a firm grip of a chronic masturbator. As soon as you can hear/feel that there is minimal movement in the pot, it's fucking ready, you lucky cunt)
    5.
    more obligatory tons of vegetables going with it, this time with fermented greek cum on top.
     
    • Like Like x 5
    • I Fapped I Fapped x 1
    • List
  16. DaggerXIV

    DaggerXIV
    Expand Collapse
    EDF Elite

    Joined:
    Apr 10, 2014
    Messages:
    698
    Occupation:
    Polenta
    I've made brownies yesterday.
    Unfortunately, I had no nuts or weed to put in them :(
     
  17. feminist jazz hands

    feminist jazz hands
    Expand Collapse
    Moral Highlander

    Joined:
    Apr 8, 2015
    Messages:
    3,370
    Occupation:
    Uromancer
    ...been tryin' to eat more healthy stuff n' shit. :(
    o1.
    that's a bit of salmon.. i just threw it on a pan with olive oil, nothing special about it. Herbs i did add last, i think it was dried parsley and few stalks of chives.. white pepper and crushed caraway.
    o3.
    Couscous with red beans and Alaskan Cod filet... the golden shiz on top is lemon crust.. wasn't all that bad.
    o2.
    salad with tofu and black olives..
     
    • Like Like x 5
    • Feels Feels x 1
    • List
  18. Solution

    Solution
    Expand Collapse
    Everyone is boring

    Joined:
    Dec 3, 2011
    Messages:
    9,227
    Home Page:
    Fantastic
     
  19. ilovejesus69

    ilovejesus69
    Expand Collapse
    Crisis Actor

    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2011
    Messages:
    10,066
    [​IMG]

    Beer soaked brats wrapped in bacon and tossed in brown sugar and chile powder served with cajun seasoned tater tots.
     
    • I Fapped I Fapped x 3
    • Like Like x 1
    • Quality Shoop Quality Shoop x 1
    • List
  20. j15m

    j15m
    Expand Collapse

    Joined:
    Jun 4, 2013
    Messages:
    9,284
    Good fucking god... you have turned into Paula Deen.
    When is the cross burning hun? ... after the mimosas?
     
    • Good Question Good Question x 3
    • Like Like x 1
    • List
  21. ilovejesus69

    ilovejesus69
    Expand Collapse
    Crisis Actor

    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2011
    Messages:
    10,066
    Mudslides are next. I like a nice chocolatey drink after a protein rich meal. The extra calories give me the energy to perpetuate the oppression of the minorities in my area.
     
    • I Fapped I Fapped x 2
    • I Agree I Agree x 1
    • List
  22. j15m

    j15m
    Expand Collapse

    Joined:
    Jun 4, 2013
    Messages:
    9,284
    Bacon, sausage & tater tots... God Bless You My American Brother :D


    [​IMG]
     
    • I Agree I Agree x 2
    • Like Like x 1
    • List
  23. Solution

    Solution
    Expand Collapse
    Everyone is boring

    Joined:
    Dec 3, 2011
    Messages:
    9,227
    Home Page:
    You'd make a wonderful home maker
     
  24. j15m

    j15m
    Expand Collapse

    Joined:
    Jun 4, 2013
    Messages:
    9,284
    He is.
     
  25. ilovejesus69

    ilovejesus69
    Expand Collapse
    Crisis Actor

    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2011
    Messages:
    10,066
    That's exactly what I'm doing atm
     
  26. Solution

    Solution
    Expand Collapse
    Everyone is boring

    Joined:
    Dec 3, 2011
    Messages:
    9,227
    Home Page:
     
    • Like Like x 3
    • Quality Shoop Quality Shoop x 1
    • List
  27. aggressiveboob

    aggressiveboob
    Expand Collapse
    lightly salted

    Joined:
    Sep 11, 2015
    Messages:
    1,623
    [​IMG]


    potatoes roasted in olive oil, garlic, and basil/oregano with spring mix salad with tomatoes, cucumber and strawberry vinaigrette.
     
  28. DNJACK

    DNJACK
    Expand Collapse
    I love you Cricket!

    Joined:
    Oct 11, 2014
    Messages:
    1,841
    Occupation:
    annoying the though guys
    I think they eat more than that in Africa.
     
    • I Agree I Agree x 1
    • Informative Informative x 1
    • Bait Bait x 1
    • List
  29. Phelan

    Phelan
    Expand Collapse
    EDF Hero

    Joined:
    Apr 26, 2016
    Messages:
    1,187
    homemade chili. 50/50 ground beef/pork, onions, yellow and orange pepper, kidney and pork n beans, hickory smoke bbq sauce, taco mix, salt n pepper, and a few other things..i usually cook it(simmer) for 10-12 hrs but i was so hungry ate some within a couple hrs of making it. pretty good shit.
     
  30. Solution

    Solution
    Expand Collapse
    Everyone is boring

    Joined:
    Dec 3, 2011
    Messages:
    9,227
    Home Page:
    Pics, coondoogle