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Discussion in 'Food, Drugs & Alcohol' started by minty, May 25, 2012.
the best kind of suicide
My culinary brother from another mother!
On some grand day our meat will meet
The sexy and drunk one, to have it easier I guess
Have you and @Linkermann been sexting again?
That steak was carved out of one of @Linkermann ;s buttocks
well, i aint usually one to squeeze butt jokes so close to one another, but(t) fuck it...
i tossed a rump roast in the crock pot the other day so i've spent the last few days eating ass*
*with tomato, red pepper, potato, onion, diced carrots, and garlic seasoning
fried peanut butter and banana sandwich
had some bananas left over so I tossed those fuckers on a frying pan with some sugar and caramelized them... a bit too sweet for my taste.
I made super-improved grilled cheese.
I start with butter and homemade bread, put chopped garlic and banana peppers on, then I add cheddar, 8 year aged cheddar (bye bye money), and Havarti on. Finish with back bacon, fry that shit up, and devour.
anyone every notice that any recipe posted on the internet as a gif is always either some variation on
1. mix eggs, cheese, bacon, potatoes, butter and bread together
2. throw it in the oven
1. mix a bunch of pre-existing candy products in layers
2. get diabetes
why do people feel the need to share this? do they seriously think that mixing together a bunch of the most basic, easily obtainable ingredients that everyone likes anyway makes them some sort of culinary genius?
A chunk of salmon covered in sesame seeds.
I didn't need to add oil to the pan since the fish fat and the seeds' oil.
Vegetarian Lasagne for the Microwave. It wasnt that bad if you consider that it was vegetarian.
Some nachos. Fried up some Spam, and some scrambled eggs. Put those on tortilla chips, along with a bit of corn, and (obviously) some shredded cheese. Microwaved it. Fucking delicious.
Thanks for the positive ratings with the pasta thing last time, i latter turned the rest of the sauce(i'm keeping the sauce separate, as i like fresh pasta every tiem) into horrifyingly good lasagna, adding "only" mountains of cheese..
That was just an update, here's what i did now.
Fried Zucchini pancakes. (you just cut it to little pieces of the vegetable, alternatively, you can use the grater, mix it up with a cup of soft flour, 2-3 eggs and few crushed slices of garlic and fry the shit out of the little fuckers you form from the resulting dough).
The stuff found in the upper segment of the platter is cum. You can add some stuff into the cum, like cottage cheese(about a half of cup), or if you don't have any of that, you can use sour cream, or white youghurt(with as much fat as you can get, don't you dare getting anything labeled "diet", you pussy) a teaspoon of mayonnaise, and fresh herbs, like a few bits of thyme, or rosemary.
Shitton of vegetables is always necessary to compensate for a pile of fried shit. And no, i'm not a vegetarian. Yet.
This was yesterday, it is ... grilled pork neck steak(extremely healthy stuff). If you were wondering why are my potatoes always looking so fucking disgusting, well, that's because that's lazy man's potato mash... (throw few bits of buttah into the pot with them potaters with the lid on, as soon as you discard the water in which they were boiling. Wait a minute or two, and then shake the pot violently with a firm grip of a chronic masturbator. As soon as you can hear/feel that there is minimal movement in the pot, it's fucking ready, you lucky cunt)
more obligatory tons of vegetables going with it, this time with fermented greek cum on top.
I've made brownies yesterday.
Unfortunately, I had no nuts or weed to put in them
...been tryin' to eat more healthy stuff n' shit.
that's a bit of salmon.. i just threw it on a pan with olive oil, nothing special about it. Herbs i did add last, i think it was dried parsley and few stalks of chives.. white pepper and crushed caraway.
Couscous with red beans and Alaskan Cod filet... the golden shiz on top is lemon crust.. wasn't all that bad.
salad with tofu and black olives..
Beer soaked brats wrapped in bacon and tossed in brown sugar and chile powder served with cajun seasoned tater tots.
Good fucking god... you have turned into Paula Deen.
When is the cross burning hun? ... after the mimosas?
Mudslides are next. I like a nice chocolatey drink after a protein rich meal. The extra calories give me the energy to perpetuate the oppression of the minorities in my area.
Bacon, sausage & tater tots... God Bless You My American Brother
You'd make a wonderful home maker
That's exactly what I'm doing atm
potatoes roasted in olive oil, garlic, and basil/oregano with spring mix salad with tomatoes, cucumber and strawberry vinaigrette.
I think they eat more than that in Africa.
homemade chili. 50/50 ground beef/pork, onions, yellow and orange pepper, kidney and pork n beans, hickory smoke bbq sauce, taco mix, salt n pepper, and a few other things..i usually cook it(simmer) for 10-12 hrs but i was so hungry ate some within a couple hrs of making it. pretty good shit.