What did you have for Brekky Breks?

Discussion in 'Food, Drugs & Alcohol' started by Kenneth, Apr 21, 2013.

  1. Kenneth

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    I foresee health problems
     
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    You don't have many friends in real life, do you Kenneth.
     
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    The title made me so angry that I punched my own crotch.
     
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    Hush child. I do dine but do not sup'.
     
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    It made a sound like "sploitpbbbt"
     
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    The phrase "Brekky Breks" was so gay it temporarily turned me into a tranny jew with a Flock of Seagulls haircut.
     
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    It temporarily turned me into a person driven to sterilize all human beings, starting with myself.
     
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    you were obviously barren to begin with, why else would you reject The Member Formerly Known As Baya's advances?
     
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    @The Member Formerly Known As Baya Rae 4900 has made advances on me?
    Reminds me for some reason about the flapping of a butterfly's wings making a hurricane, what would the shuffling of The Member Formerly Known As Baya's lard rolls create?
     
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    Squishy noises. (Or "woo.")
     
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    You always know just the right way to say the wrong thing.