What creeps you out?

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  1. Kenneth

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    The lurkers of edf, I imagine everyone I have ever wronged watching me.There are always like 99, and they never talk , just browse, stroking the scroll wheel , laughing coldly with a phlegmy rattle.

    also, weezus and intimacy scare me
     
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    The thought of being trapped in a room with any of you faggots.
     
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    spiders
     
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    So why didn't you abort that baby?
     
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    I already told you all how I moved areas , didn't I?
    Yep , I ran . She's with her ex, who is now bringing up my kid.
     
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    lol make it worst...trapped on an elevator.
     
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    Your sis is a top commentator on christiannews.net

    Literally google her name , her comments are everywhere

    lol I never knew there was a godtube.com
    http://www.godtube.com/watch/?v=KLWWGNNX
    ^ apparently its her fav , would be a shame if someone defiled it (hint)
     
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    Time paradoxes.
     
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    ive been staring at the screen for 10 minutes trying to think of something
     
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    that thing in the top left creeps me out
     
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    I'm afraid of tarantulas. Not garden spiders or any of those faggy, spindley leg faggots, I mean the big, fat hairy sons of bitches. I fucking hate them. Sydney Funnel Weaver is number 1. Not that I needed another reason not to ever go to Australia, but it helps.
     
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    :lulzsec:

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    Shelob, and all of her possible children if she ever had any.
    Fucking spiders.
     
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    Those are weak sauce. I spend my spring blasting garden spiders out of their ornate webs with WD-40 flammenwerfers. I'm talking about these gargantuan bastards.

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    That shit isn't "cool" or "interesting" to keep as a pet. If I see someone is keeping one of these fat bastards as a PET, I can instantly tell that our relationship will go no further and they have nothing to offer my physically, spiritually, or intellectually. They are clearly a disturbed fucking asshole.
     
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    I see your reasoning, people definitely wouldn't get a tarantula because they are easy to care for, or because they are genuinely interested in arthropods.

    They don't make noise, you have to clean their tank maybe thrice a year, depending on the species and what kind of accommodation they need, and their mandibles make them look like they are perpetually doing a :3 face. In reality, they are basically the perfect pet.
     
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    Everything creeps me out when my neurosis kicks in.
     
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    i'm afraid i'll run into someone i know from the internet in real life... and they'll be the type of person to forget for a moment that we're not on the internet, we're in real life.

    also i'm creeped out by solution's signature.
    and people who walk behind me.
     
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    The perfect pet for someone suffering from crippling incompetence. Interested in arthropods? Buy a fucking book. Not one of satan's 8-legged testicles.
     
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    Pfft, I had a pet tarantula and he was a badass. The best part was watching him flip out when he got a fresh batch of crickets.
     
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    poor ppl
     
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    @oddguy and Gary Busey. Especially his last avatar. The one with teeth as eyebrows.
     
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