What can the Flytrap eat?

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    About a week ago, I bought myself a Venus flytrap.

    While I've grown quite fond of it, and want to see it thrive, I'm equally compelled to subject it to science. Long has the scientific community understood the value of a good wad of cum - that is, it's high caloric and protein content.

    The hypothesis is simple: CAN A FLYTRAP DIGEST SEMEN. If yes, then; CAN A FLYTRAP LIVE OFF SEMEN?

    I propose a test - I will become a momentary Mengele and subject my beautiful 'trap to a series of semen swabs... right in the mouth (since there is no pooper). (Originally, I was going to cum all over the plant, but a few accuracy tests have proven this to be unwise. A steady regimen of down makes sperm production / erection control exceedingly hard, thus, it'd be better to force feed the plant than 'rain' on its face.)

    I hope to prove that a carnivorous plant can, indeed, much like a girlfriend, thrive on my batter. Once the trap opens (all mouths are full of bugs and slugs), I'll take photos and begin tests.
     
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    I'll unofficially name my plant Uno, in honour of the big fat gross bitch.
     
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    You live alone, don't you

    inb4 he goes crazy and tries to make it blow him
     
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    Wait, didn't somebody already do this?
     
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    This is the best kind of science.

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    Will you also mock the first men to run the far off Mars colony?
    I'm doing something very important for the world here. Deal with it.
     
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    Whatever you say bro
     
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    TWO TRAPS ARE OPEN!! But I can't find my fucking digital camera...

    There I was, cock in hand, quality porn, venus flytrap at the ready, a lid from a frozen juice container as a science dish - but no documentation. Fuuu.

    Also, off topic, if you type 'i was once a preteen looking up cp' on motherless' search engine, they record your ip address. But, that's nothing really..
     
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    haha, flu just made this forum worth more than for a place for me to post 'FAGGOT' at alot. welcome back. you may find the accommodations somewhat less pleasant than you remember.
     
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    I read that if V flytraps eat real meat they die, but it feels so sexy when you put your finger and bite down on it. They say plants eat carbon so if you don't fetch any bugs for the day just place it right in front of the muffler when you turn your car on to "charge" it up. Then maybe that means global warming is really a good thing.
     
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    BANNED LOL

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    It better fucking work.
     
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    hey guys
    remember Myah the bee? Remember that episode where she got caught in a Venus flytrap and some random wandering cockroach or something ate the sides of the plant so Myah could get out that was intense
     
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    yeah it seems clinical. but, if that just means you and me gotta pull harder for the rest of them, then so be it. i remember a time when coming online was fun. No fluorescent-tanned computer room failure can cock block us from eventually seeing doakes in a coolfag mask fingerbanging his ass pussy on cam - or, lord willing, the real thing.
     
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