About a week ago, I bought myself a Venus flytrap. While I've grown quite fond of it, and want to see it thrive, I'm equally compelled to subject it to science. Long has the scientific community understood the value of a good wad of cum - that is, it's high caloric and protein content. The hypothesis is simple: CAN A FLYTRAP DIGEST SEMEN. If yes, then; CAN A FLYTRAP LIVE OFF SEMEN? I propose a test - I will become a momentary Mengele and subject my beautiful 'trap to a series of semen swabs... right in the mouth (since there is no pooper). (Originally, I was going to cum all over the plant, but a few accuracy tests have proven this to be unwise. A steady regimen of down makes sperm production / erection control exceedingly hard, thus, it'd be better to force feed the plant than 'rain' on its face.) I hope to prove that a carnivorous plant can, indeed, much like a girlfriend, thrive on my batter. Once the trap opens (all mouths are full of bugs and slugs), I'll take photos and begin tests.