What can I do about this fag?

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  1. Obsequious

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    So I happen to be a regular participant in Yelp's San Francisco Talk forum. Yes, yes, I know, you all don't have any respect for Yelpers. Nor should you. Most of them are bored office workers and "foodies," and deserve your contempt.

    However, I've met a lot of nice people in Yelp's Talk forum, and my participation in that community has resulted in me having actual sex offline, in the real world. So the health of the Yelp Talk SF community actually matters to me a little bit.

    Anyway, for about a year now, we've been under constant attack from a piece of shit who calls himself Stuart B. He gets into lots of fights in Yelp Talk, which wouldn't normally be a problem, except for one thing: Yelp Talk does not have actual human moderators. Instead, it relies on an algorithm. If the algorithm sees that enough people have flagged your post, your post gets deleted, regardless of whether it violated Yelp's Terms Of Service.

    And if enough of your posts get flagged, the algorithm suspends you from posting in Yelp Talk for anywhere from a week to forever.

    This piece of shit Stuart B. has learned to exploit the flagging system, and gets his little friends to help him flag anybody who stands up to his bullying.

    We've all complained to Yelp admin, but Yelp admin sucks ass, and never does anything to protect us.

    To give you an idea of just what a huge piece of shit Stuart B. is, here are some screen shots of some threats of sexual violence and murder which he sent to one of our female users:

    Stuart B's laughable death threats

    Naturally, he sent those threats from a troll account, and is furiously denying that he sent them, but we all know it's him.

    He's also been lying about his military service, claiming to be a US Special Forces veteran. He even displays the crest of the Green Berets in his Yelp profile. Much hilarity resulted when an actual Special Forces veteran started publicly questioning Stuart about his service, and the little fuck didn't know enough about the military to answer those questions convincingly.

    Anyway, I'm running out of ideas for how to deal with this turd. We've all flagged him, and we've all complained to Yelp admin, yet he has not been deleted. I'd love to be able to dox him, but he's been awfully careful about giving up his personal details.

    Here's who I'm talking about:
    Stuart "®Verticordious" B.'s Profile

    If you all are interested in trolling him, I would certainly welcome your involvement. Yelp Talk automatically senses your location, so if you make a Yelp account, please be sure to change your location to San Francisco before you jump into Yelp Talk and start trolling his sorry ass.

    At this point, you're probably wondering what's in it for you. Well I'll tell ya, this guy is such a sociopath, and has such poor impulse control, that it only takes a little provocation before he starts having EPIC MELTDOWNS. Here is an actual quote of an epic meltdown he had when the woman who received the threats of sexual violence from his troll account called him on his bullshit:


    Thank you all for your attention to this matter.
     
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    thats not your problem anymore yo, its not your fault but the forums retard choice of moderation.
     
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    God's way of telling you to stop using Yelp
     
  4. Obsequious

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    Here's another example of Stuart's faggotry:

    Yes, you read that correctly. He actually vowed to spend the rest of his life flagging somebody.
     
  5. Solution

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    Sounds like you need to start a petition.
    http://www.change.org/petitions/the...-stop-causing-defamtion-against-people-online
    These things always work!

    Oh and you can never go wrong with youtube complaint uploads


    Have you tried replying to him in


    BIG ASS RED TEXT

    If all that fails Dox him the flood his home address and all his emails with an endless flood of your nudes...

    Harsh I know but fuck man, THIS IS WAR!
     
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    I told you, there's no way of doxxing him so far. He knows we all hate him, so he's very careful about revealing personal info.

    :(
     
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  8. Obsequious

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    But if you fuck with him, you will be rewarded with hilarious meltdowns.
     
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    You lack the needed theatrics to make this thread work.
     
  10. Obsequious

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    I know. I wish I could manipulate you all into trolling that piece of shit. But I just don't know how. I think maybe I lack ED street cred or something.
     
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    YOU WROTE TOO MACH TEXT.

    LESS TEXT.
    MORE PIX.
    MORE SCREENCAPS.

    YOU EAT DICKS.
     
  12. Obsequious

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    Yeah, I know.
     
  13. Obsequious

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    I've saved a lot of his tirades to my hard drive. I should be able to come up with some more good screen caps over the next few days.
     
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    The answer is simple. Not care.
     
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    He seems like a pretty cool guy. Cooler than you anyway, but that's not exactly setting the bar high.
     
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    It seems to me like Sir Stuart is a gentleman and a scholar
     
  18. Obsequious

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    Hearing you say that makes me want to fuck your throat.
     
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  20. Obsequious

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    I wish my cock was that big.
     
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    challenge him to a yu gi oh battle
     
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    post on the internet about it