What are you getting for chritsmas?

Discussion in 'Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis' started by Evilea, Dec 15, 2012.

  1. Evilea

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    you make the gayest threads ever, and i hope somebody facefucks you to death while you're asleep
     
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    Well, in the first grade the teacher asked us if we know who Santa Claus really is. "An ass", I answered. "Shame on you!", she said, "How can you even say something awful like this?". "Well", I said "I asked my dad what present Santa is going to bring me for Christmas". "And?" "And he said Santa is going to bring me shit."
     
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    I hope to find an original thread under the tree this year.
     
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    Your true wishes might be answered, son.

    big-penis027.
     
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    Magic powers so I can punch OP's face whenever he does threads like this.
     
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    I'll gift OP a box of AIDS.
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  11. Maddog

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    You mind if you share more?
     
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    Books i requested. Sour Patch Kids. Then my wife got me other stuff i dont know. I did ask for a low rider bike - that would be awesome
     
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    Awesome score from cool guy across the ocean!
     
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    Here is his shower!

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    I've lived day to day with cheap spring-assisted knives but I want something decent. Also, I don't carry my Colt fixed-blade boot-knife because some dumb fag in PA decided to make carrying daggers (legally, double edged knives) illegal because they have no feasible purpose other than to kill people (kind of the idea, genius).

    However, PA is responsible for this Gem

    I wanted one of these

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    But $150 is a positively faggy amount to pay for a knife unless it has the magical ability to make your penis bigger.

    Eventually I may as well just give up, by a handgun and carry that as Pennsylvania is more ok with that than knives, it seems.

    Also, OP is a fag.
     
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    I'll get money and lots of chocolate. The money will sooner or later go into my car project.
    [​IMG]The condition of my car is a bit better though.
     
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    What model/make is it?

    I have a 1955 Ford F-100. it's fully restored and custom. It's also a HUGE FUCKING MONEY PIT. But i love it.
     
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    It's a 1954 Renault 4CV. And same with me, a huge money pit (for my standards at least). I will restore it when I'll have enough time and money.
     
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    Cuz its super bootifel.
     
  30. hkh

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    i got this for hannukah...its pretty gay 2012-12-20 23.10.04.