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  1. wretchedgretchen

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    Damn that looks like it would be awesome with lime

    Until the heartburn kicks in
     
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    I'm on belly meds anyhow
     
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    I'm still hungover from new years eve.. Jager and champagne isn't exactly an ideal combo, especially when it's further supported by large volumes of beer. I'd throw that shit up a long time ago, but just the thought of that volatile mixture going up my throat, all hot and mixed with the acidic digestive juices keeps me from doing so.. :D
     
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    Those massage chairs run up to $3000+ in both the department stores and internet. Did you get it secondhand?
     
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    It belongs to a friend of mine, not sure how much he paid for it. I think he got it off one of those dealdash-like sites
     
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    Nice..
    I'm house sitting this weekend too (you fucker), got a nice place right next to downtown st.pete and a weird ass BMW electric car at my disposal...
     
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    Lol wtf is that? Never seen one of those before.
     
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    Rich people-mobile.. bought it for their daughter for xmas.
    Gonna park it and Uber all this weekend... lol
     
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    That's funny that it's electric cuz most people with bmws drive like assholes, I'd like to see them try to cut someone off or pass on a single lane highway with an electric car.
     
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    It's my brothers kid.. she's 16.
    ..driving a 50k whip.. fuck us all.
     
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  11. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    I'm sorry to cut in here, but I gotta ask why the fuck you'd pay out the ass for something that looks like a fisher price kiddie car?! I've seen those lil SMART cars but i didnt know bmw was getting in on it.
    I fucking hate beamers so Idc cuz its all rich assholes flaunting their shit driving them but they're are better looking hybrids/electric only cars that are much cheaper.
     
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    Yeah yeah car blah blah house blah blah electricity or something


    what's her rack like?

    does she have daddy issues?
     
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    ..All great questions...
    Go fellate Raddy whilst I gather the answers.



























































    ...and yes, I'd love if you fuckers came for dinner.
     
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    Its good to see you know you're priorities.
     
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    That's OK she'll probably wreck it within six months. No hate on your fam or anything but kids who have shit handed to them like that rarely understand its value.
    Most bmws aren't even that expensive, that's the car that middle and lower-upper-class people buy to make themselves look wealthy.

    It's basically the Mustang of luxury cars, all for show.
     
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    same

    would be a great night :D
     
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    Exactly, its that neauvou riche shit. There's alot of sorta wealthy lawyers n doctors in the small town where I grew up, all of them pretensious assholes, all of them drive fucking bmws and lexuses, which they would undoubtedly wreck the undercarriage of on our shit-tastic dirt roads driving like morons.

    The really awesome old money folks on the estates out by the river drove like old beat up volvo station wagons. And jaugars to church, lol.
     
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    I have a friend who makes like 300-400k a year who still drives the old beat up nissan he bought in 2005
     
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    You know of my love for lil beat up ricers. We have a neurosurgeon at work that drives a 1999 accord, refuses to get a new one. Those cars are amazing and built to last. It took 4 accidents to kill my last civic, and parts/labor were always super cheap.

    Those stupid luxury cars are just a money pit.
     
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    Yeah.

    They're also usually pretty comfortable.
     

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