What are you alcoholics drinking?

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  1. j15m

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    If you never fapped to this... chances are good that you have the gay!

     
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    LMFAO i nevar fapped to her.

    but i did, like all true aussies, fap to paul hogan
     
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    fucking hell, would you like some beer with that head?
     
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    What head? That's cum.
    Srsly tho, who the fuck do you take me for? If my retarded nationals know anything, it's fucking tapping, and i can assure you that when that head settled, it was perfect half-a-litre.
    Half of all beer glasses still have measures cause people were arguing all the time about this, but i've tapped enough beers myself to know what a cheeky cunt you are, and if you'd try that shiz on me, i'd gladly enhance your next glass with certain other golden ingredient. ;)
     
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    That is a given...
    Paul hogan is the original gender identifier, grab their crotch and it's evident
     
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    Home-brewed mead, and Swedish hard cider in all the sami national colours.
     
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    Ol faithful!
     
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    Straight?
     
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    i quit drinking last week
     
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    Welcome to the land of sobriety.
    The food here is worse than great Britain, and the women uglier that New Jersey.

    There's an upside I'm told.
     
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    I don't mind sobriety at all. Now I have more time for crafts and activities. Also I still smoke weed.
     
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    why not drink only with company?

    i find it much easier than going cold turkey.

    smoking while drinking with the homies makes me drink a third of what i normally would
     
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    Nah. I just quit. It was easy.

    I quit cigarettes, alcohol, and soda. Next up is meat.
     
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    You must be a stronk person. Don't know if there's an English equivalent of this following ancient Finnish phrase of wisdom: "the value of sins is a constant".
    Applies to me as I start another bad habit after getting rid of the dropped one.

    Or maybe I've let the weakness reside and grow in me, every time I tried to stop smoking I end up ransacking every place if need be at 3am and roll ciggies out of butts salvaged from trash or ashtray.
     
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    Meat? That's weird.

    Meat in the US is weird as fuck though. It's so pink it's a little repulsive.
     
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    They dye and flavor our meat before it hits the shelves.
     
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    Giving up meat is actually way easier than giving up cigars.
     
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    Yep, to give up smoking I would need to give up drinking too. It makes me crave for a cig so much I might just walk a couple km to a bar just to bum a smoke from a rando.
    Lack of meat doesn't make me cuss up a storm on even the slightest adversity.

    Eventually someone offers me a one after they get tired of hearing "no voi vitun vitun vittu saatana" or something similar over and over again. :D
     
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    oh you must be an absolute delight whilst drunk!
    But yeah, it's a perfectly addictive combo, it will be the associations that'll eventually take us. But with the cigs, they made it way easier with those chems sprayed on them in order to meet those new eu fire safety regulations. Packed cigars are absolutely disgusting now. Not disgusting enough for me, unfortunately. :derp:
     
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    I got into ciders recently. This is what you caught me having. :D
    1526048737970951309365.
     
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    Mainly J Walker R.L. and Bulleit Bourbon last couple months. I have the odd rum(The Kraken or something really spicy) n coke especially if I'm eating BBQ shit...the Rum goes so well with that.