What are you alcoholics drinking?

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  1. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    Its a shit song and the lulz it would generate would be from how terrible it is.
    Thats what you were saying dude, wasnt it?
     
  2. j15m

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    JFC.. I go away for the weekend and this thread turns into full on fucking fagville.

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  3. ilovejesus69

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    ha nice is that a local microbrew?
     
  4. j15m

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    Can't say Micro anymore since they have grown into an amazing brewery... but yes, their shit is terrific.
     
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    @ilovejesus69 This shit is from your area.. any input on YETI?
     
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  6. ilovejesus69

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    Never tried it (I dont think)
     
  7. messyjessie

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    lol you dont know how to pour a beer without excessive foam on top

     
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    lol, of course. Do you like to scratch stickers with bits of glue off glass windows every week or so in Guatemala or whatever? :D
    The abbot of Shaolin?
    The foam cap has a stabilizing effect, bby, it's better if you're already a little hammered, or, for example, if you want to swing the glass to the rhythm. ;)
     
  9. j15m

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    Sit down child.. and don't ever critique my preferences in boozing.

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    br.
     
  11. AlexdG

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    Okay, then I dare you to write a better rape-song!
     
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    It's actually kinda gross.

    Oh and also it's 5.3%.
     
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  13. AlexdG

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    I thought you were a girl?
    Or was that the other poppy-Avatar-user?
     
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    All poppy-avs are girls IRL.

    Poor ILJ has some facial hair issues, so please be sensitive, as this is a safe place for sharing.
     
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  15. ilovejesus69

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    I am a girl. Please be sensitive.
     
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  16. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    You will regret this, btw.

    She was lil n purt
    Looking at her made my dick hurt
    I was aching to get my
    hands up her school skirt

    Oh AlexG,
    Im gonna set my self free
    Oh AlexG
    Free in your bleeding
    Pussy

    She won't run,
    Cuz I'll knock her down with a brick
    Then I'll cum
    This might make lesser men sick
    She cry and gasp
    as I pull apart her legs
    She squirm as I blast
    my yogurt on her as she begs

    Oh AlexG
    I'm gonna set myself free
    Oh AlexG
    Free in your bleeding
    Pussy.

    Zipties and wadded rags
    are how I plan my dates
    Old vans and cars with spacious trunks
    are all it takes
    Gonna find some lil angel
    walking home from school
    Pig tails and bubble gum
    turn me into a fool

    I like em tight n fresh
    Cuz my dick don't quite impress
    a lady of legal age
    but those lil dolls
    set my balls ablaze
    Fires of unending lust
    Burning hotter with each
    resisted thrust
    Gonna have
    My own preteen bride
    kept locked up inside
    my basement cell
    My nirvana
    Lil lolita's hell

    Oh AlexG,
    Its gonna be u and me
    Oh AlexG
    I hope your ass is tight still
    Cuz forced anal
    gives me quite a thrill
    I'll choke you out
    and bring you back
    against your ass
    my balls will slap
    You'll be wishing you could faint
    as I rip open your taint

    Hey lil girl,
    you lookin for a date? :preston:

    and since this is a thread about drinking, here's the bottle of wine that makes me think this shit is a good idea: upload_2016-10-31_22-57-48.
     
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    Iam actually not a girl and I have my doubts that you would be able to choke me out since Iam freakin large (as in tall) AND I dont like anal, especially not if Iam on the recieving end, BUT OTHERWISE I think it is very funny and well made, we should just replace my nick with something people can get mad about , find someone here with a nice singing voice and then upload it to youtube and so on.
     
  18. AlexdG

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    Ah I heard that word, a friend told me it mena sthat you should put away your cigaret while going down on the ladies.
     
  19. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    can't replace, won't work then.
    Tall men never stopped me b4, i'll just need big shoes and a wig.
    and you're not supposed to like anal if its rape.
     
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