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Discussion in 'Food, Drugs & Alcohol' started by Bass, May 18, 2012.
Okay, then I dare you to write a better rape-song!
It's actually kinda gross.
Oh and also it's 5.3%.
I thought you were a girl?
Or was that the other poppy-Avatar-user?
All poppy-avs are girls IRL.
Poor ILJ has some facial hair issues, so please be sensitive, as this is a safe place for sharing.
I am a girl. Please be sensitive.
You will regret this, btw.
Spoiler: why i shouldn't shitpost and drink-the song
She was lil n purt
Looking at her made my dick hurt
I was aching to get my
hands up her school skirt
Im gonna set my self free
Free in your bleeding
She won't run,
Cuz I'll knock her down with a brick
Then I'll cum
This might make lesser men sick
She cry and gasp
as I pull apart her legs
She squirm as I blast
my yogurt on her as she begs
I'm gonna set myself free
Free in your bleeding
Zipties and wadded rags
are how I plan my dates
Old vans and cars with spacious trunks
are all it takes
Gonna find some lil angel
walking home from school
Pig tails and bubble gum
turn me into a fool
I like em tight n fresh
Cuz my dick don't quite impress
a lady of legal age
but those lil dolls
set my balls ablaze
Fires of unending lust
Burning hotter with each
My own preteen bride
kept locked up inside
my basement cell
Lil lolita's hell
Its gonna be u and me
I hope your ass is tight still
Cuz forced anal
gives me quite a thrill
I'll choke you out
and bring you back
against your ass
my balls will slap
You'll be wishing you could faint
as I rip open your taint
Hey lil girl,
you lookin for a date?
and since this is a thread about drinking, here's the bottle of wine that makes me think this shit is a good idea:
Iam actually not a girl and I have my doubts that you would be able to choke me out since Iam freakin large (as in tall) AND I dont like anal, especially not if Iam on the recieving end, BUT OTHERWISE I think it is very funny and well made, we should just replace my nick with something people can get mad about , find someone here with a nice singing voice and then upload it to youtube and so on.
Ah I heard that word, a friend told me it mena sthat you should put away your cigaret while going down on the ladies.
can't replace, won't work then.
Tall men never stopped me b4, i'll just need big shoes and a wig.
and you're not supposed to like anal if its rape.
Why do you wear big shoes and a wig? Taking part in the Horror Clown Epidemic?
I always liked it, even when it was rape, just the other party was a bit unstatisfied.
I drank the one in the back with lunch before a nap, the Diseño one is much better imho.
I am having doubts about if i want to visit a wine drinker
Don't be scared, I have reasons..
Kurt Russell as Wyatt earp ? Can't remember the movie .
Is that "office space?"
If i survive tonite im finishing a bottle of red when i get home.
I only had one glass out of it. Its a big bottle.
I will take that answer into account only because I saw the pics you sent
There wasn't canned beer or vertical blinds in the late 1800's
Go easy on that stuff, looks potent.
Hell yeah, if theres one thing i know its a movie where a bunch of dudes take a fax machine into a field and smash the shit outta it while cyprus hill plays ( i think that was cyprus hill)... Someday i too wil take out my agression on something.. Probably tonite...
Not sure how it happened but they got all the rap tracks in that movie.
Maybe it was shot in Houston?
i was close
Bro is that Koala dung underneath your fingernails?
It's early but: For Kentucky!
EDIT: Was going to save this for beef roast but HOLY SHIT fuck•
Light lager, perfect for a warm aussie arvo.