What are you alcoholics drinking?

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  1. AlexdG

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    Okay, then I dare you to write a better rape-song!
     
  2. ilovejesus69

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    It's actually kinda gross.

    Oh and also it's 5.3%.
     
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  3. AlexdG

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    I thought you were a girl?
    Or was that the other poppy-Avatar-user?
     
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    Poor ILJ has some facial hair issues, so please be sensitive, as this is a safe place for sharing.
     
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  5. ilovejesus69

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    I am a girl. Please be sensitive.
     
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  6. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    You will regret this, btw.

    She was lil n purt
    Looking at her made my dick hurt
    I was aching to get my
    hands up her school skirt

    Oh AlexG,
    Im gonna set my self free
    Oh AlexG
    Free in your bleeding
    Pussy

    She won't run,
    Cuz I'll knock her down with a brick
    Then I'll cum
    This might make lesser men sick
    She cry and gasp
    as I pull apart her legs
    She squirm as I blast
    my yogurt on her as she begs

    Oh AlexG
    I'm gonna set myself free
    Oh AlexG
    Free in your bleeding
    Pussy.

    Zipties and wadded rags
    are how I plan my dates
    Old vans and cars with spacious trunks
    are all it takes
    Gonna find some lil angel
    walking home from school
    Pig tails and bubble gum
    turn me into a fool

    I like em tight n fresh
    Cuz my dick don't quite impress
    a lady of legal age
    but those lil dolls
    set my balls ablaze
    Fires of unending lust
    Burning hotter with each
    resisted thrust
    Gonna have
    My own preteen bride
    kept locked up inside
    my basement cell
    My nirvana
    Lil lolita's hell

    Oh AlexG,
    Its gonna be u and me
    Oh AlexG
    I hope your ass is tight still
    Cuz forced anal
    gives me quite a thrill
    I'll choke you out
    and bring you back
    against your ass
    my balls will slap
    You'll be wishing you could faint
    as I rip open your taint

    Hey lil girl,
    you lookin for a date? :preston:

    and since this is a thread about drinking, here's the bottle of wine that makes me think this shit is a good idea: upload_2016-10-31_22-57-48.
     
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    Iam actually not a girl and I have my doubts that you would be able to choke me out since Iam freakin large (as in tall) AND I dont like anal, especially not if Iam on the recieving end, BUT OTHERWISE I think it is very funny and well made, we should just replace my nick with something people can get mad about , find someone here with a nice singing voice and then upload it to youtube and so on.
     
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    Ah I heard that word, a friend told me it mena sthat you should put away your cigaret while going down on the ladies.
     
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    can't replace, won't work then.
    Tall men never stopped me b4, i'll just need big shoes and a wig.
    and you're not supposed to like anal if its rape.
     
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    Why do you wear big shoes and a wig? Taking part in the Horror Clown Epidemic?
    I always liked it, even when it was rape, just the other party was a bit unstatisfied.
     
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    I drank the one in the back with lunch before a nap, the Diseño one is much better imho.
     
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    I am having doubts about if i want to visit a wine drinker
     
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    Don't be scared, I have reasons..
     
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    Kurt Russell as Wyatt earp ? Can't remember the movie .
     
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    If i survive tonite im finishing a bottle of red when i get home.
    I only had one glass out of it. Its a big bottle.
     
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    I will take that answer into account only because I saw the pics you sent :D
    There wasn't canned beer or vertical blinds in the late 1800's

    Go easy on that stuff, looks potent.
    0.1% :frog:

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    Hell yeah, if theres one thing i know its a movie where a bunch of dudes take a fax machine into a field and smash the shit outta it while cyprus hill plays ( i think that was cyprus hill)... Someday i too wil take out my agression on something.. Probably tonite...
     
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    Ghetto Boys..
    Not sure how it happened but they got all the rap tracks in that movie.
    Maybe it was shot in Houston?
     
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    i was close :D
     
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    Relatively close :)
     
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    Light lager, perfect for a warm aussie arvo.