What animal would you be if you had to be one?

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  1. Doctor Q

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    Just curious.

    I would be a Tiger or a Panther.
     
  2. Helix

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    You furfag. I'd pick bear, just cuz there are zero animals that would fuck with me.
     
  3. Doctor Q

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    True.
     
  4. Tom

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    Id be a White Bengal Tiger, as long as I didnt have barbs.
     
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    A big mother fuckin Jelly fish [​IMG]
     
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    A party one
     
  7. Ramsey Bolton

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    Komodo dragon because nothing says awesome that being able to kill every motherfucker ever
     
  8. CallMeMaggot

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    Second option, a maggot, of course

    I'd love to crawl some mute prayers to the twin lords of entropy and decay
     
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    it would also be fun to be something that could fly, or something highly poisonous.
     
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    A Gila monster.
     
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    Raptor .
     
  12. ExplosiveDiareah

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    White barbs.... On your COCK?
    @Doctor_Q's fursona is a Bengal tiger, i told her she should be a TigerShark half Tiger half Tiger Shark DOUBLE THE TIGER.
    Ratty.

    I would be a Hyena, or preferably one that has a bipedal body, like a Gnoll, i like Hyena's because their jaws can crush bone, and then Lulzbomb can suck me off or i crush his head.
     
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    A platypus
    that way i can confuse both evolutionists and creationists AT THE SAME TIME!
    oh and the poisoned barb on my feet.
     
  14. ExplosiveDiareah

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    Only if you are a male.
     
  15. Tom

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    Yeah, I wouldnt want those.
     
  16. ExplosiveDiareah

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    I don't think i could stand having a cock that relies on a bone for penetration, rather than muscular tension and blood pressure.
     
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    Fucking lion, mang.

    Or crocodile.
     
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    A bird, or dog with a good owner
     
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    HOLY SHIT ITS LION WAT DO? GET IN TRUCK

    In other words, NOT a furry. (in reference to your owner)
     
  20. $$Trooper

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    i'm a male now.
     
  21. ExplosiveDiareah

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    are you a female like Snorlax is? as in a guy IRL posing as a GOTI?
     
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    nope, i am white and male.
    I like my women like I like my microwave. Cold on the outside, warm on the inside, and she'll kill any baby I put inside her.
    And I like my Boat people Like I like my whiskey, on the rocks.
     
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    Stop trying to convert people to furrism.
    It won't work.
     
  24. Tom

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    I didnt know they relied on a bone for penetration, I wouldnt like that either. Obviously your an expert when it comes to animal dicks.
     
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    nobody said hiv

    and you're all disgusting furfags
     
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    Fucking sharks man, double dicks, fast swimmer, and you're a fucking cold blooded killer.
     
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    Until some azn cuts off your fins and tosses you back in the ocean to die slowly.
     
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    Nigger please, chinks ain't got nothing on this lawyer shark.
     
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    Tiger penis soup LOL azns