what 2 do with my life

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  1. SomeIdiot

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    im soo :s about wtf 2 do with my life

    maybe i should run away and discover my self

    run away into the night
     
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    You should learn 2 type like a non-retarded person.
     
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  5. SomeIdiot

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    lol

    maybe i should go on a trip of self discovery

    thnx d00dz
     
  6. Baya Rae 4900

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    Nobody said that.
     
  7. SomeIdiot

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    not directly no
     
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    :slowpoke: OP should go on a trip of self discovery.
     
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    you could start by getting the fuck out
     
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    agreed

    where should i go

    syria perhaps? soo the circus there will be in full swing
     
  11. SomeIdiot

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    You should go to the moon. Self discovery knows no bounds. Stick to the man!
     
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    Maybe you should discover what it's like to cut your cock off.
     
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    nah bruv

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    is that your mother told u to say
     
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    This is the best advice anybody ever gave me, I highly recommend it if you are looking to disciver who you truly are.

    In any city, in any country, go to any mental institution or halfway house you can get yourself to. When you reach the front desk, ask to visit someone who calls himself "The Holder of the End". Should a look of child-like fear come over the worker's face, you will then be taken to a cell in the building. It will be in a deep hidden section of the building. All you will hear is the sound of someone talking to themselves echo the halls. It is in a language that you will not understand, but your very soul will feel unspeakable fear.

    Should the talking stop at any time, STOP and QUICKLY say aloud "I'm just passing through, I wish to talk." If you still hear silence, flee. Leave, do not stop for anything, do not go home, don't stay at an inn, just keep moving, sleep where your body drops. You will know in the morning if you've escaped succesfully.

    If the voice in the hall comes back after you utter those words continue on. Upon reaching the cell all you will see is a windowless room with a person in the corner, speaking an unknown language, and cradling something. The person will only respond to one question. "What happens when they all come together?"

    The person will then stare into your eyes and answer your question in horrifying detail. Many go mad in that very cell, some disappear soon after the meeting, a few end their lives. But most do the worst thing, and look upon the object in the person's hands. You will want to as well. Be warned that if you do, your death will be one of cruelty and unrelenting horror.

    Your death will be in that room, by that person's hands.

    You will begin a journey of self-discovery; you will see your own beginnings, and endings. I tried, I really tried in my youth to find them all, but I only found failure.

    That object is 1 of 538. They must never come together.
     
  22. SomeIdiot

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    is there any other place similar 2 the one you described

    but not 4 poor ppl
     
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    Yes many others, maybe too many.
     
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    i still think syria would be a way more lulz vacation of self discovery
     
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    I was in Syria, once. When I was young, I was sold to a greasy Algerian who made me cook all of his food in his traveling caravan in Syria, he peddled fake medicine, and low-grade hemp. This would be back in 1925, not many child protection laws. It was an awful experience, he wouldn't eat anything unless it had humus on it. Luckily I earned my freedom, when an ignorant European child took my place. Things have improved vastly since then.
     
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    Interesting life.
     
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    Life should be full of lulzy and strange experiences.
     
  28. SomeIdiot

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    not much has changed in tems of child protection laws i would imagine
     
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