Werewolf or Vampire?

Discussion in 'Furries & Ponys' started by knave, Dec 13, 2012.

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Werewolf or Vampire?

  1. Werewolf

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  2. Vampire

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  3. Neither, I don't suffer from the AIDS.

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  1. knave

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    Alright, so you've been given the chance to become one of the immortals - a shaggy dog with an extreme superiority complex, or a pale heroin-junkie with a large dentist's bill.

    Which would you choose?

    Werewolf:

    Pros

    - Physical strength.
    - Great endurance and regeneration.
    - Very fast.
    - Claws and jaws.
    - Can move during the day or night.
    - Can appear normal in human form.
    - Can lick its own balls.

    Cons

    - Can't wear silver jewelry.
    - More prone to physical injury.
    - Tends to lose it monthly. Actually, why aren't there more chick werewolves?
    - Intelligence tends to plummet while in the grip. You might be feeding now, but there's still that trig exam in the morning.

    Vampire:

    Pros

    - Great Strength.
    - Regenerative ability.
    - Near impervious to physical harm.
    - Charm and charisma.
    - Stay as smart as always.

    Cons

    - Can't eat most italian dishes.
    - Days at the beach are out, along with every other day.
    - Depending on your clubbing preferences, walking corpses with fangs tend to stand out.
    - Must sleep in a coffin.
    - Possible aversion to crucifixes.
    - Must feed nightly on poor wretches/school principals.
    - Twilight.
     
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    Fuck off OP, you howling butt pirate.

    I choose neither.

    I am not a 12 year old girl (unfortunately).
     
  3. knave

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    Kill yourself faggot, werewolves and vampires were not invented for schoolgirls. Watch something other than Twilight.
     
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    Up your arse, pussyboy.

    Go and play furry dress-ups somewhere else, you sick pillowbiting cuntrag.
     
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    OP go fuck yourself faggot.
     
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    "Unsuccessful Male Prostitute"?

    So you can't even find someone willing to pay you for a blowjob on the street corner? You must be one seriously ugly faggot.
     
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    vampire
    reason: vampires are aware of what they're doing all the time. also, that shit's kinda in style now. pale skin is in (unless you're a guido). werewolves usually have no control of themselves when they turn, attacking wildly and waking up naked covered in blood in the middle of the woods, unaware of what happened the night before, kinda like a raep victim without a sore anus. i'd like to know what i'm doing. bonus points for barely leaving my house during the daytime anyway.

    that being said, this thread is fucking gay.
     
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    On my worst hair day, I'm still never going to approach your level of repulsiveness. Fuck off back to fapping over your Twilight fantasies, you virgin turd.


    On an unrelated note:
    I see that we now have two of the best av's on EDF in the same thraed:

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    and OP is still a colossal faggot
     
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    OP doesn't feature the greatest monster ever

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    Furry or sucker?

    ummm...sucker, I guess

    Also, Kristen, come with daddy, let me typex out that vapid expression of yours

    double-coffin.
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    vampire, because... fuck the furries
     
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    I'd like to be Van Helsing. If there's no choice, then vampire it is then.
     
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    Who are the best vampires?
     
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    I would say Vampire as long as I don't sparkle in the sun like a fag on pride day.
     
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    Id rather be this guy.

     
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    rakshasi, rakshasi... my eastern mythology is rusty at best, but the name rings a bell. big teeth, mean temper, that sort of thing?
     
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    Heroes of M&M FTW
     
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    that would seem to fit the bill nicely. indian in origin I take it?
     
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    Dude, u forgot the best

    249b2cb572d3569420ccf464b5de104e.

    (Edit: version 2.0)
     
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    do you really just ask questions in threads about things you could have googled in half the time it took you to type out the question?
     
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    So my choices are:

    Once a month become a crazed, hideous creature bent on causing senseless mayhem in fits or rage.
    Or
    Be a blood sucking monster 24/7 that seduces people to get what it wants and then leaves their nothing but an empty husk once it's done sucking them dry.

    I think i'll go with the werewolf.
    This is like choosing between having a period and being a full on woman.
     
  26. CallMeMaggot

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    Good choice, u are already the other one
     
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    The creature from the black lagoon takes whatever the fuck he wants.
     
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    Recognize that the opportunity to give that little burn was too good to let it pass...:D

    And anyways, I admit it...I was quite impressed by ur sucking skills...

    ( and that makes two, :rimshot:)