Alright, so you've been given the chance to become one of the immortals - a shaggy dog with an extreme superiority complex, or a pale heroin-junkie with a large dentist's bill. Which would you choose? Werewolf: Pros - Physical strength. - Great endurance and regeneration. - Very fast. - Claws and jaws. - Can move during the day or night. - Can appear normal in human form. - Can lick its own balls. Cons - Can't wear silver jewelry. - More prone to physical injury. - Tends to lose it monthly. Actually, why aren't there more chick werewolves? - Intelligence tends to plummet while in the grip. You might be feeding now, but there's still that trig exam in the morning. Vampire: Pros - Great Strength. - Regenerative ability. - Near impervious to physical harm. - Charm and charisma. - Stay as smart as always. Cons - Can't eat most italian dishes. - Days at the beach are out, along with every other day. - Depending on your clubbing preferences, walking corpses with fangs tend to stand out. - Must sleep in a coffin. - Possible aversion to crucifixes. - Must feed nightly on poor wretches/school principals. - Twilight.