I'd like to talk seriously to you all for a minute, now a lot of you still call me a werejohncandy even though you should know it's not real. In fact that's what i'm here to tell you, there was no werejohncandy - it's made up, I made it up myself, it's supposed to be stupid. I'm not lying this time, this is the honest to god truth. The article is mainly about a fictional persona I created for myself online, my name isn't Nathan it's Mariana and I am a real life woman. There is no such thing as the werejohncandy, the blog threads mentioning him all are joke blogs - it was all a joke, you should know that by now. I'd appreciate it if you stopped the whole 'he-'s-a-werejohncandy' nonsense and moved on, honestly.