Welp I just got kicked off a plane at a major international airport and fired from my job. You good?

Discussion in 'Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis' started by RapedbyTaylorSwift, Jul 12, 2018.

  1. RapedbyTaylorSwift

    RapedbyTaylorSwift
    Expand Collapse
    EDF Hero

    Joined:
    Nov 26, 2015
    Messages:
    1,170
    Occupation:
    Real winner of FOTY 2016
    Although separate incidents that occurred today. Anyway I had a psychotic break this morning and decided to go visit family 2000 miles away unannounced. Luckily for me, not showing up on time to work at this point means an automatic firing. Which means I dont have to worry about showing up tomorrow so free casino day tomorrow. Anyways, because I was nervous about my decision I naturally got drunk and got thrown off the airplane. Luckily I got a handy notice that I just delayed the plane by 30 minutes because I decided to be an ass about having to take a piss on the plane. Anyway I feel like offing myself and dont really like the idea of living to see August 2018. How are you doing?

    Also like @endsenten clearly has to be a distant relative and I'm only saying that because of what i hope I will be able to screenshot in a few minutes from a close yet far relative
     
    • wut x 3
    • OP is a Faggot x 3
    • Nobody Cares x 2
    • Like x 1
    • Feels x 1
    • List
  2. RapedbyTaylorSwift

    RapedbyTaylorSwift
    Expand Collapse
    EDF Hero

    Joined:
    Nov 26, 2015
    Messages:
    1,170
    Occupation:
    Real winner of FOTY 2016
    Anyway my relative has a lot of sassy and oddly mean replies to me over the last 2 years.
     
    • Informative Informative x 1
    • Nobody Cares Nobody Cares x 1
    • List
  3. Lyle

    Lyle
    Expand Collapse
    turtle

    Joined:
    Feb 5, 2012
    Messages:
    3,993
    [​IMG]
     
    • I Agree I Agree x 1
    • Informative Informative x 1
    • Autism Autism x 1
    • lol fgt u suk bals ololoololollololoolollollol lol fgt u suk bals ololoololollololoolollollol x 1
    • List
  4. endsenten

    endsenten
    Expand Collapse
    Knows where you sleep

    Joined:
    Jul 23, 2011
    Messages:
    3,537
    Get help
     
    • I Agree I Agree x 6
    • Like Like x 4
    • List
  5. CocaineInMyBrain

    CocaineInMyBrain
    Expand Collapse
    EDF Elite

    Joined:
    Jul 15, 2011
    Messages:
    536
    Occupation:
    professional migrant
    Maybe don't smoke the entire bag of rocks before you post
     
    • Like Like x 2
    • I Agree I Agree x 1
    • Good Question Good Question x 1
    • Tinfoil Tinfoil x 1
    • List
  6. uberfukken

    uberfukken
    Expand Collapse
    obsolete mule

    Joined:
    Nov 22, 2011
    Messages:
    23,917
    Color me shocked
     
    • Like Like x 2
    • I Agree I Agree x 1
    • Trigger Warning Trigger Warning x 1
    • List
  7. RapedbyTaylorSwift

    RapedbyTaylorSwift
    Expand Collapse
    EDF Hero

    Joined:
    Nov 26, 2015
    Messages:
    1,170
    Occupation:
    Real winner of FOTY 2016
    It gets worse chico
     
  8. RapedbyTaylorSwift

    RapedbyTaylorSwift
    Expand Collapse
    EDF Hero

    Joined:
    Nov 26, 2015
    Messages:
    1,170
    Occupation:
    Real winner of FOTY 2016
    Ironically enough u was planning in seeing zew0 like I dont know anything about him or his location but i would have gone to riverside Sunday to see him. If i didnt off myself by then
     
    • Like Like x 1
    • wut wut x 1
    • List
  9. Groyper Supreme

    Groyper Supreme
    Expand Collapse
    Dramacrat

    Joined:
    Jan 21, 2018
    Messages:
    1,071
    Attention whore, post airplane tickets and incident report or didn't happen.
     
    • I Agree I Agree x 4
    • Shots Fired Shots Fired x 3
    • Informative Informative x 1
    • lol fgt u suk bals ololoololollololoolollollol lol fgt u suk bals ololoololollololoolollollol x 1
    • List
  10. realgert7

    realgert7
    Expand Collapse
    Dramacrat

    Joined:
    Aug 19, 2016
    Messages:
    812
    it's just not published his findings at all, surely that would be a bio attack at the top
     
  11. Likeicare

    Likeicare
    Expand Collapse
    EDF is my hugbox

    Joined:
    Mar 31, 2012
    Messages:
    35,296
    Home Page:
    Shoot up a school
     
    • Edgy Edgy x 2
    • Like Like x 1
    • I Agree I Agree x 1
    • Trigger Warning Trigger Warning x 1
    • List
  12. Lyle

    Lyle
    Expand Collapse
    turtle

    Joined:
    Feb 5, 2012
    Messages:
    3,993
  13. endsenten

    endsenten
    Expand Collapse
    Knows where you sleep

    Joined:
    Jul 23, 2011
    Messages:
    3,537
    Get help
     
  14. Likeicare

    Likeicare
    Expand Collapse
    EDF is my hugbox

    Joined:
    Mar 31, 2012
    Messages:
    35,296
    Home Page:
    Shut up. Let a nigga live his life how he wants
     
    • I Agree I Agree x 2
    • Autism Autism x 2
    • Feels Feels x 1
    • List
  15. dropdatwat

    dropdatwat
    Expand Collapse
    EDF Hero

    Joined:
    Apr 10, 2017
    Messages:
    1,509
    Occupation:
    tryhard sage
     
    • I Agree I Agree x 1
    • Shit Post Shit Post x 1
    • List
  16. dropdatwat

    dropdatwat
    Expand Collapse
    EDF Hero

    Joined:
    Apr 10, 2017
    Messages:
    1,509
    Occupation:
    tryhard sage
    look I'd hate it if you killed yourself. You don't deserve that shit, and I'd miss you here.

    Learn from this, get a new job, and be more careful drinking.
     
    • I Agree I Agree x 2
    • Like Like x 1
    • Feels Feels x 1
    • List
  17. Likeicare

    Likeicare
    Expand Collapse
    EDF is my hugbox

    Joined:
    Mar 31, 2012
    Messages:
    35,296
    Home Page:
    What happened to you people lmao
     
    • Feels Feels x 3
    • I Agree I Agree x 2
    • Good Question Good Question x 1
    • Disgusting Disgusting x 1
    • List
  18. realgert7

    realgert7
    Expand Collapse
    Dramacrat

    Joined:
    Aug 19, 2016
    Messages:
    812
    furriism is a soap opera and one day and then they made like a chump and a kernel is so smart
     
  19. HeliosOne

    HeliosOne
    Expand Collapse
    Chibi Warrior

    Joined:
    Apr 17, 2012
    Messages:
    5,684
    Occupation:
    The Second Forum Saint
    Home Page:
    Get help life is too precious and I'm sure you have people who care about you. Read Proverbs 19:8
     
  20. endsenten

    endsenten
    Expand Collapse
    Knows where you sleep

    Joined:
    Jul 23, 2011
    Messages:
    3,537
    Fuck off retard
     
    • I Agree I Agree x 3
    • Shots Fired Shots Fired x 3
    • List
  21. Likeicare

    Likeicare
    Expand Collapse
    EDF is my hugbox

    Joined:
    Mar 31, 2012
    Messages:
    35,296
    Home Page:
    NO YOU FUCK OFF ENDSENTEN
     
    • Quality Shoop Quality Shoop x 1
    • Shots Fired Shots Fired x 1
    • Feels Feels x 1
    • List
  22. Cassius Longinus

    Cassius Longinus
    Expand Collapse
    Clamato Destroyer

    Joined:
    Feb 5, 2017
    Messages:
    1,464
    Occupation:
    Punished Likeicare


    Lay it, lay it down, let me see your hand
    Show me what you got
    You're always talking, but you're not playing
    It doesn't match your face
    Gotta find my way, away from this place
    Can you take me now
    I-I want it, I want it real
    Are you afraid of me now?
    Are you afraid of me now?

    Do you feel it, do you feel it?
    Do you feel that I can see your soul?
    Do you feel it, do you feel it?
    Do you feel the beat in your heart?
    I-I want it, I want it real
    Run away with me now
    I-I want it, I want it real
    Run away with me now
     
    • Feels Feels x 1
    • lol fgt u suk bals ololoololollololoolollollol lol fgt u suk bals ololoololollololoolollollol x 1
    • List
  23. HeliosOne

    HeliosOne
    Expand Collapse
    Chibi Warrior

    Joined:
    Apr 17, 2012
    Messages:
    5,684
    Occupation:
    The Second Forum Saint
    Home Page:
    • Good Question Good Question x 2
    • Informative Informative x 1
    • List
  24. Barrabas

    Barrabas
    Expand Collapse
    Girlvinyl

    Joined:
    Nov 29, 2013
    Messages:
    2,544
    Occupation:
    Carpetbagger Yankee Scum
    Couldn't take the pressure of their own nihilism. Shock.
     
    • I Agree I Agree x 1
    • Feels Feels x 1
    • List
  25. Rodion

    Rodion
    Expand Collapse
    EDF Elite

    Joined:
    Jun 23, 2014
    Messages:
    2,251
    https://kdvr.com/2018/05/20/frontie...an-then-urinates-on-the-seat-in-front-of-him/
    Lol @RapedbyTaylorSwift trolling or not fits the description of a 45 year old guy groping the girl next to him on a plane then pissing himself
    https://kdvr.com/2018/05/20/frontie...an-then-urinates-on-the-seat-in-front-of-him/
     
    • Informative Informative x 5
    • Like Like x 1
    • I Agree I Agree x 1
    • List
  26. Barrabas

    Barrabas
    Expand Collapse
    Girlvinyl

    Joined:
    Nov 29, 2013
    Messages:
    2,544
    Occupation:
    Carpetbagger Yankee Scum
    Emily got free upgrades and airline-funbux for being a cunt. I like how blythely they slip in her cunty act of taking a picture of someone without their knowledge to laugh with her cunty friends.
     
  27. Rodion

    Rodion
    Expand Collapse
    EDF Elite

    Joined:
    Jun 23, 2014
    Messages:
    2,251
    The tldr is this could be RBTS in the wild
    rbts7w.
     
    • Like Like x 4
    • Quality Shoop Quality Shoop x 2
    • Informative Informative x 1
    • oy vey oy vey x 1
    • List
  28. Rodion

    Rodion
    Expand Collapse
    EDF Elite

    Joined:
    Jun 23, 2014
    Messages:
    2,251
    :D
    I can't complain, it's a great photo
     
  29. Likeicare

    Likeicare
    Expand Collapse
    EDF is my hugbox

    Joined:
    Mar 31, 2012
    Messages:
    35,296
    Home Page:
  30. Rodion

    Rodion
    Expand Collapse
    EDF Elite

    Joined:
    Jun 23, 2014
    Messages:
    2,251
    lololol you expect ethics from a guy who pees on planes+ only such story in the news anyways