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Discussion in 'Locker Room Talk' started by Stormtrooper, Jul 22, 2012.

  1. Stormtrooper

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    So there I was, going through drive-thru at Mc Donalds's (I know, fast food is gross, but I just wanted some fucking Mc Doubles and fries, k?) I order my food and the total is $10.02. So, because I hate coins, I give the lady $20.02, right?

    This is where it gets a bit ridiculous. The Arabian lady looks at me funny (I'm in Bahrain now, in case ya niggas is wondering) and says "Can I get a manager over here?" The manager arrives, another Arab and says "What seems to be the issue?"

    She then whispers: "This lady gave me 2 extra pennies, and I think she's trying to pull off one of those scams."

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    I think to myself, amused: 'What. The. Fucking. Fuck, you numb camel cunt.'

    Both the manager and her give me a glare of contempt. She then tells me to take back to the 2 pennies and calls me a stupid Yankee con-artist. This bitch then practically throws bag of food at me, and slams the window shut, with the force of a thousand suns.

    It takes all of my military bearing to not pull over and storm into the lobby, yank that bitch across the counter, and stomp the living shit out of her. How can anyone be this fucking stupid?
    She could have just given me a 10$ bill back. Anyway:

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    Anyone else of you EDiots have similar stupid experiences with customer service? Share your tales ITT.
     
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    ...What were you doing in Bahrain in the first place?
     
  3. Stormtrooper

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    Security work, my man.
     
  4. Murdoc esp

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    soy un vago de mierda....
    This is why McDonald's sucks....go to burguer king next time
     
  5. uberfukken

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    It has nothing to do with fast food and everything to do with you being an American.

    The world hates us, deal with it.
     
  6. FlamingTofuSquare

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    lol, which one of "those" scams would that be?
     
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    Most people aren't that smart. The fact that you gave not only a twenty, but something to go along with that twenty, for an order that was lower than said twenty, confounded them. Most people's critical thinking skills usually only rival a computer that was made in the eighties.
     
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    Welcome to the middle east.
    I have gotten into arguments with food/retail service fuckers in Kuwait City, Doha, Mazar-I-Sharif, Kabul, Kirkuk and in all the bazaars I've been to (though they never what to fist fight, pussies).
    They're just a bunch of untrusting, argumentative mother fuckers in that part of the world, even with each other.
    There lack of passive-aggressiveness is refreshing though, they will speak their mind even with a barrel pressed to their forehead.
     
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    thats sandniggers for you stormy my lass. they haven't got enough brains between them to fill an eggcup.
     
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    I work in a library.
    i go to wendy's.
    they are the nicest, most polite & happiest workers i have ever seen.

    they must be up to something nefarious.

    oh- and the chick-fil-a only has white workers.
     
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    Chik-fil-a is the only Baptist Christian endorsed fast food chain. You have to be a God fearing man or woman to work there, which automatically rules out Jews, Asians, Indians (dot dot & native) and sand niggers. They also turn down apps to any Mexicans cause Catholics aren't true Christians and Nigger Church =/= White Church.
     
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    but i love their nuggets....
    anyway, need to cut the greasy crap out of my diet anyway.
     
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    I went to McDonald's once to get a Sausage Egg and Biscuit sandwich, with a Dr. Pepper. The people there couldn't drive, and were freaking me out, and they gave me a bacon biscuit with Coke... I was okay with the Coke, but fuck the bacon sandwich is so dull.
     
  16. hkh

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    burger king is for niggers. but like.. really.
     
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    all fast food outlets are for niggers. end of. If you can't even cook a a basic meal and have to rely on FatDonalds, burger king and the like, then frankly you don't deserve to live and the rest of us should be allowed to laugh and point as you starve slowly to death.
     
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    soy un vago de mierda....
    I'm a nigger then....still better than mcds, for real, Wendy's is better than both.. but I don't find them around when I want them so....bk it is
     
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    i rarely eat fast food because i am not a fat fuck.. but i prefer mcdonalds over nigger king
     
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    no..it is the food of poor white hood rats
     
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    no- chipolte is the food of the Gods!
     
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    Fast food... super fun man...
     
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    If you eat fast food you can get fat like me. Then you will hate yourself more and be wholly joyless.
     
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    I would enjoy being fat.
    Less people would try to talk to me.
     
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    lol, Mcdonalds is worst that burguer king, that shit give me overweight just in a couple years , that's why I stopped eating mcds and I stayed with burguer king , McDonald's is just pure transfat
     
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    The worst I've ever had with food service was a worker barely even understanding English and spending a long time having his manager translate.
    But aside from that I never have experienced much trouble because I rarely go to fast food places in the first place.