Welcome to the Post-Fukushima World, Part 1 (An ongoing series of reports as things get worse)

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  1. Dr. Rice

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    http://enenews.com/abc-san-diego-al...nts-affected-by-fukushima-contamination-video

    America is going to lose a generation of children to the condition known as the Chernobyl Heart. Mark my words.
     
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    Please affect Mexico too please affect mexico too please affect mexico too.
     
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    Fukushima is going to effect the whole Pacific Rim in due time. "Nuclear meltdowns are forever." - Lynda Williams, junior college physics professor, "science entertainer" (has performed a gig for Steven Hawkings at a private bday party for example), and a leading expert on nuclear meltdowns.

    https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Fukushima_2012
     
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    I live in the central part of my country so I'm cool for now, fortunately my president live the pacific part.
     
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    The radiation comes down in rainwater. Radiation with the Fukushima signature is found in Vermont. There is no escape.

    Fukushima is the single most pressing issue humanity has ever faced and not a single political party is making this their number one political priority. That is not the case with the Encyclopedia Dramatica Party. Guns, abortion, and gays are important to us too, but those issues don't matter if our world is slowly dying because of Fukushima.
     
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    So what do you think is the solution?
     
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    Hello:D
     
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    Hai :)
     
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    Shut down all nuclear power plants. Build a real sea wall around Fukushima. Spend a lot more money building the tomb for Fukushima.
     
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    this should be a lesson about the dangers of Nuclear Energy to all the world governments, thats why the Rothschild are so interested now into the alternate sources of energy and campaigning with those who are against global warming. moving influences of course behind Agenda 21
     
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    The Rothschilds are against nuclear energy now? Sources please? I am actually very excited about this since this will mean that this issue will be dealt with as Rothschilds > Nuclear Village.
     
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    It was in an interview of David Mayer de Rothschild he is an "environmentalist" he is bashing current sources of energy and advocating for alternative ones and promoting the awareness of global warming and global taxation to carbone use, im looking for it I just remember the guy interviewing him at the end wants to hug him and he denies.
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    I support this, nuclear power plants scare me a lot and are not 100% safe, well noting in this life is 100% safe but still.
     
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    Has there been a rise in radiation levels in California? Are we sure this isn't just a side effect of cocaine runoff from Los Angeles?
     
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    I knew those fucking japs would get us back for Nagasaki and Hiroshima!
     
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    I'm $$Trooper, a badass commie nigger.

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    That friendship bracelet won't make up for all the blood money that bought you that watch an sexy jesus look.
     
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    What the fuck was Japan doing using nuclear energy in the first place? Did they think their luck would improve or something? Lookin' GOOD, Japan... 0 for 3 is pretty good when it comes to nuclear catastrophe.
     
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    Looks like I may be able to live out my S.T.A.L.K.E.R fantasies within my life time. And I don't even have to leave North America!
     
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    That's just the rage joe, but it will give you shitting dick-nipples.



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    Trust my friend you have to catch it early...

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    It got in this poor bastard's lymph nodes and just spread, wouldn't accept medical help for religious reasons. Such a pity.
     
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    It'll make for an interesting, man-eat-man future.

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    I am both astounded and appalled by everyone who has yet to take advantage of this disaster. Imagine the profits that could be made by selling snake oil remedies, ridiculous aluminum anti-radiation bracelets, and lead paint to some paranoid "soccer moms". Dr. Rice, I plead to you that you cease this "bleeding heart" lunacy and consider the profits, unless your plans involve cultivating fear then by all means continue.
     
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    pfft whatever according to simcity 2000 we'll be rockin microwave power in 7 years
     
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    7-11 would have a blast selling off their ice packs.
     
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    And living in those bitchin' launch arcologies.