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  1. madh8r

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    Welcome to the Tea Party homie where admission is free
    If psilocybin psychedelics is your cup of tea
    Red cups are amanita, blue is peyote margaritas
    Hypnotic psyconautics take the fight out of lolitas

    I know you took a sip but it's now it's your turn
    You ready rip the mike can you feel the burn?
    Yeah burn the weed grown with PCP
    Cause at the tea party everyone is mad like me

    But I see you got your eye on my private supply
    DMT, LSD, your brain is gonna fry
    Just to keep you up I added meth and coke and stuff
    And it's too late to refuse cause I already shot you up

    But don't h8, just hallucinate, visually
    Time and space explode, multi dimensionally
    And suck your mind deep into a cosmic vortex
    And we PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY HARD in your cortex

    Your synapses start snappin like a neuro-rebellion
    An electric spike strikes straight through the cerebellum
    And courses through your nervous system like a slug through your chest
    Welcome to the party where you're an honored guest.
     
  2. Khanzer

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    I can be Alice?
     
  3. Dancingfatkid

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    imma get sow wastedz lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  4. madh8r

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    Can you place that question in the form of an insulting rap?
     
  5. Khanzer

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    um no?
     
  6. Rock

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    This man Rock, he will never steal
    Unless it is to get a meal
    Or cash, or gems, or fur of seal
    Some Japanese eat broiled eel!
     
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    Cool you are Alice now <3
     
  8. madh8r

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    This man Rock, has never got laid
    Not even on his bday or the times he paid
    All his orgasms are handmade
    His keyboard sticky like a band aid

    Im'a bomb on this bitch like an air raid
    I blow this shit up like a hand grenade
    Paper beats Rock nigga you afraid?
    Cause I got paper like Hearst nigga, gangsta made

    Fifty one fifty? An hero alert!
    Umad cause I make your bitch squeel and squirt?
    Cause I feel her skirt, cause I make her hurt?
    Put your dick in the mud I put my dick in the dirt
     
  9. Rock

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    the only thing you lyrics that you show
    is jealousy, the only thing that you know
    a Rock always goes and goes
    He does not stop to change his clothes
    He body surfs across an ocean of big titties that he chose
    Water pours out of a hose!

    Do not show me HAT-er or bum
    Hat's can't ride, bum's a chum
    But both bite off the other one
    Kid's stop chewing chewing gum!

    Neither works like the Rock does
    digging out pussy and twisting fuzz
    hands are so hot he has to wear gloves
    The past tense of "to be" is "was"!
     
  10. madh8r

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    I'm that straight up H8R, but you can call me hatter
    That's habidasher, whatsa matter?
    This h8ers got greater chatter?
    This hatter is gettin scary?
    Here comes the white vocabulary
    That jargon, that argot,
    that wordage ya heard it
    linguistics the sick shit when I spit I don't quit
    Cause I'm gushin luscious disscusions
    Fuckin and suckin and cussin
    Rushin to give the concussians
    Im bustin Im leavin you flushin
    You could only win if we were Soviet Russians
    Im sick like the bubonic, I leave you catatonic
    Im hooked on that bomb chronic
    You need to get hooked on phonics
    h8r versus Rock is Blastoise versus Onix