[08:24.22] * Mu is now known as Mew [08:24.25] * Zeku looks at john [08:24.34] <%Zeku> have you ever been cuddled by a dragon before? [08:24.34] * Mew floats around [08:24.43] <John> Fuck you man [08:24.44] * PerpA puts a pile of glitter on the floor [08:24.46] <John> I AM a dragon [08:24.48] <%Zeku> oh my, [08:24.59] * Zeku pulls the cute little dragon over to him [08:25.06] <John> ESCAPE [08:25.08] <&Mew> oh shit nigga. is that sum glitter? [08:25.17] * MrPants enters full boner mode [08:25.30] * Zeku rubs his growing phallus against john's buttocks, tickling his cheeks [08:25.31] <MrPants> Shits gettin' vigorous [08:25.35] * Mew plays with the glitter and makes a mess alover the gym floor [08:25.40] * Zeku get precum all over john's tailhole [08:25.48] <John> THIS IS SCARY [08:25.54] <MrPants> Welcome to ED IRC [08:25.55] <%Zeku> just relacx [08:25.57] <%Zeku> *relax [08:26.00] <John> I WANT TO ESCAPE THIS MADNESS [08:26.04] * MrPants starts jerkin' his shit at John [08:26.04] <John> but I cant do the emote thing [08:26.09] <%Zeku> the ridges will tickle and stimulate your prostate [08:26.09] <John> so I'm stuck [08:26.13] <MrPants> lulz [08:26.21] <&Mew> John, /server -help [08:26.32] * MrPants faps at John's inability to combat using emotes [08:26.32] * Zeku lifts john's legs up onto his waist
IRC is shit. Here's how the chat logs normally go on an average day. [08:22:22] ... ... [10:45:59] ... ... *FagUser connects* ... ... ... ... ... ... [14:07:35] *FagUser Disconnects* ... ... ... ... ...etc IRC is riveting. Thank god we have chatlogs to capture the good times.
Every time I rape my cousin in the shower, it's like an exact reenactment of that sex scene from American Psycho.
._. OP: IRC is super slow now that the forums are back up. Remember that conversation we had about IRC being lesser than EDF? That.