Welcome America's 51st State: Australia.

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  1. Baya Rae 4900

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    http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/mo...s-before-flights/story-fn7x8me2-1226262652861

    Wow, that's great. You know, I could tolerate all the other bullshit Australians do, like
     
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    Like what? Censoring the Internet? Huffing gasoline? Fucking kangaroos? What? I must know!
     
  3. Baya Rae 4900

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    Weird, it cut me off. Anyway, I wrote a rant. By like I meant outlawing plastic bags, Maoist censorship, et cetera. I don't remember exactly what I wrote but if you wish to picture it just take one of my many rants against America and replace America with Australia. I was really pissed off. Still am, frankly. Also, I brought up the point that I'd travel to Indonesia via ship then board a plane to travel rather than get myself irradiated because a few misguided idiots think that's how to prevent the non-existent threat to Australia's planes. Also, I explained how Australia wouldn't be such a target if we stopped sucking up to other nations and had an independent/neutral foreign policy.
     
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    It looks like you didn't have to move here after all to finally become an American. Your government did your job for you and became American itself.
     
  5. Baya Rae 4900

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    Yeah. :(

    I fucking hate Australian republicans. That's the people who wish to suck America's cock instead of Britain's. Fucking embarrassed by both sides. Why can't we truly be independent? Why can't we be more like New Zealand or Switzerland? Why do we have to copy-paste other nation's foreign policy?
     
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    WRONG !!!!!!!

    Everyone knows that the 51st state of America is Israel.
     
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    You're all America's other states. We are The Man.
     
  8. Baya Rae 4900

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    No, Israel is a piece of federal territory. Much like Washington DC, Guam or the Panama Canal. Don't kid yourselves into believing you have any sort of autonomy. Oh, wait, the US might not technically control the Panama Canal any more.
     
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    EVERY COUNTRY IN THE WORLD BELONGS TO AMERICA!
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    except maybe for some of the middle eastern ones which are still putting up resistance, no need to worry though, we have already begun enacting programs for re-education and assimilation of the area.
     
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    That's in Florida, right?
     
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    Gave back the Canal in 1999.
     
  12. Baya Rae 4900

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    @Solution Yes, thank you. Please utilise the edit button unless you wish to bump a thread. Bumping a thread should have a minimum one day in between posts.
     
  13. Web v1.0

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    When did that happen?

    Note to self: Buy stocks in railway, passenger ships and crazy small airline companies.
     
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    You are welcome.
    Bump
     
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    Bump.
     
  16. Baya Rae 4900

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    It only happened in the ACT and NT but the states (mainly South Australia and Tasmania) are considering it so my point still stands.
     
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    Bad enough. Until recently, it was only Buthan that banned plastic bags.
     
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    Now now, don't be jelly, everybody knows that Israel and U.S are secretly gay lovers.
     
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    Humon would make a comic about that.
     
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    It's bullshit that you can't opt for frisking, one less avenue for the forever alone to get the sweet touch.

    Welcome to the US of A, btw.
    Since you're a southern state now, PM me an address and I will send you a trucker hat, a trailer brochure, and a case of PBR, to help ease your transition.
     
  21. Baya Rae 4900

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    You say that as if we're not going to subvert your culture and society.
     
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    Dysfunctional lovers.

    Sounds like some new-wave group.
     
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    speaking of Israel... why do they keep trying to wage war on Iran? so WHAT if they get nukes? they can't possibly be stupid enough to use them.
     
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    When these fascist cunts bring this bullshit in, I'm going the Spinal Tap route - take a nice big salami, wrap it in foil & shove it down my pants.

    Let's see their fucking scanners deal with that.
     
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    I don't think they allow food or beverages through security... that's why they can charge through the nose for it after you pass through.

    still, here in the US we still allow for a pat-down, although people usually don't like getting those, and the security guards don't particularly enjoy giving them either
     
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    The dogs do most of the work.
     
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    I think this could be a good thing, we can have "Stolen Generation Games" where we all go to Detroit, Harlem, Atlanta, ect. and snatch up Lil' black kids and turn them in to rednecks.
    Just, keep your Vegemite over there and this will be a hoot.
     
  28. Web v1.0

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    They already are...
     
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    The fuck you say!
     
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    Meanwhile in Perth. How many of these crates do you think get a full body scan? What can you fit under your clothes? What can you fit in a shipping container?