Weirdest thing happened to me last night

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    So I was at a party and a guy gave me some beer "just for me (wtf?)." Then I felt really tipsy and shit (like way more than when I drank 5 pints last summer despite it just being a couple bud lights this time) and then I guess I passed out cuz I can't remember anything after just partying until waking up in an alley this morning.

    My butthole also felt slimy with like glue or some shit :confused:

    Anyway should I see a doctor? I'm afraid randomly passing out is a symptom of something
     
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    Why would someone unironically invite Droppy to a party?
     
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    >you
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    Sure thing
     
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    Probably shit himself.

    Nobody would go down droppy's rabbit hole.
     
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    rohypnol won't have much of an effect when you nurse a bud light for 5 hours
     
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    And I thought I was a faggot. You get butt raped dude. Hope you have AIDS. :)
     
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    I actually did get my drink spiked last time i went out. I think they were planning on beating me up and robbing me as i left the club
     
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    Where can we get a rape kit for droppy and make sure the state doesn't store it away for years and then forget about it? Many cases can no longer be prosecuted in Memphis, TN because so many wasted away in labs untested.