Weirdest thing happened to me last night

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    So I was at a party and a guy gave me some beer "just for me (wtf?)." Then I felt really tipsy and shit (like way more than when I drank 5 pints last summer despite it just being a couple bud lights this time) and then I guess I passed out cuz I can't remember anything after just partying until waking up in an alley this morning.

    My butthole also felt slimy with like glue or some shit :confused:

    Anyway should I see a doctor? I'm afraid randomly passing out is a symptom of something
     
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    Why would someone unironically invite Droppy to a party?
     
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    >you
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    Sure thing
     
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    Probably shit himself.

    Nobody would go down droppy's rabbit hole.
     
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    rohypnol won't have much of an effect when you nurse a bud light for 5 hours
     
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    Well that always helps I guess
     
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    And I thought I was a faggot. You get butt raped dude. Hope you have AIDS. :)
     
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    I actually did get my drink spiked last time i went out. I think they were planning on beating me up and robbing me as i left the club
     
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    ok OP, let's fill this one under "shit that never happened"
     
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    damn i thought you were dead lol
     
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    Where can we get a rape kit for droppy and make sure the state doesn't store it away for years and then forget about it? Many cases can no longer be prosecuted in Memphis, TN because so many wasted away in labs untested.
     
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    how many parties you been to since op, champ?
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    I remember one time at a party in hs I drank so much vodka I gave myself pretty bad alcohol poisoning and started vomiting up chunky half-digested McDonald's with huge blotchy spots of dark redish brown blood

    Not related to op or anything just thought I'd share
     
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    what's your "best" hangover?
    wine is the true definition of a
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    uhh that's hard to say. I don't really get bad hangovers. If you want an alcoholic pro-tip, no matter how drunk you get, as long as you eat and chug back a ridiculous amount of water before going to bed (and btw pee after you drink the water and before you go to bed or you'll wake up in a puddle of piss) you'll usually be fine the next morning and plus it saves you from brain-damage.

    But definitely dark horse whiskey. I have no idea why but I've never had any other hard-alcohol make me feel as much like crap in the morning. One of the big reasons I avoid every type of hard alcohol outside of vodka.
     
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    yeah i dunno i used to not care too much about maintenance in my dissipation
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    ten years ago me would have been shocked at the impudence